Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
Oh fuck, for free???
I love Subaru
I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.
Video proof that’s not true
Protip: you can climb perfectly well if said dicks are in your ass.
Hell, I just slang it over mah shoulder!
You say that, but what about St. Paul who is definitely in heaven and was a pathological gooner
I can sure send the guy to heaven though…
Pennies*
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Level up, try using your mouth instead
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
LOL. Must learn to think before I speak/post. So hard.
No… I like touching myself way too much
You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder
Bold of you to assume I want to go to heaven with all of those “good Christians”
I would consider that an eternal punishment
That sounds like my version of hell.
You and me both, brother
I love this image.