Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I’m real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don’t owe that to anyone. I’m not in a position of authority, I’m just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don’t even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that’s on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don’t do that, and I think it’s pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real “they’re out to get me” stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

Spontaneously, I tell him to lick my ass, and now he knows, because an AI has no ass.

I would just say “fuck”, because I don’t think there is any AI that can do that.

Actually, I Couldn’t Care less. At This Point I am way to depressed to even Care.

Draw a hand with 5 fingers

I’d just take a clear stance on something right from the bat, doesn’t matter what. AI is always needlessly careful when you ask it to pick a favorite color/food/soccer team/religion/skincolor/country/…

They can think what they want. Being wrong is a them problem.

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

I’d just fart.

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.

Lmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it

I’d just talk about political things. And talk about how I hope some political figures perish.

The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.

nice try chatGPT

I would write functional timing-specific 8-bit assembly.