I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.
You can add me on Friendica
Well that’s a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.
@[email protected] is annoyed at you now.
I really do like the project!
Same! Honestly one of my favourite fediverse softwares.
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i actually made an account a few weeks back just to take a look at it
Oh no
I’m never leavin’
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinkin’ of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
Nicole
Nicole…
Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha…man
Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
You never called me…
Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man…fuck
Go and hang up the phone
I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…
Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
We’re now entering the cabin
We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
…Paper towels…
…Nicole…
…There we go!..
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!Blocking doesn’t work sadly
5 msgs per day
Instance based skill issue, apparently.
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Its just a spambot, not everyone has gotten the message.
Got one too. What’s funny is this is not even a good photo.
looks taken from a video. my guess is it’s a random girl who they stole it from.
I think you mean woman
A lot of people use girl and woman interchangeably without meaning it to be demeaning at all.
I’ve seen women here state that they find it offensive. It is dehumanizing and should be avoided.
Oh, boy
It’s like the misspellings in the phishing emails: it ensures only people who will fall for the trick will respond. If some model messaged you out of the blue, you’re more likely to be suspicious or you feel that you’re super attractive and a model might actually reach out to you. Either way you’re more likely to not bite on the bait.
I’m not even talking about the beauty of the woman in the photo, I just mean it’s a blurry, poorly-lit photo that’s taken at a bad angle.
Maybe that’s to make it seem more “real”? I’m not sure.
you say they misspell on purpose?
Yup. It’s why the scams by phone are so irritating to most of us, as another example. It’s just obvious and a time waster, but by making the scam easily visible to people who have the characteristics to not be vulnerable to them, it weeds out all the false positives the scammers would then have to deal with. They don’t want you, mr. bright eyed and bushy tailed, who is ready to catch them out only after hours of trying to get you to give them the code to your gift cards. That’s a lot of wasted time. They just want granny who will follow every direction.
There was a scam on Discord that involved a fake Discord support person. I played along and was trying to get them to send me a malicious link or ask me to do something they shouldn’t so I could report them, but they never got around to it. I think they could tell I was wise to it.
Oh. And I thought they were just a bunch of idiots to make it so obvious. I would love to read scamming for dummies book tbh if one exists
That’s kinda rude. Presumably they stole the profile picture from some uninvolved person.
I’m not saying she’s ugly or anything this is just a blurry, poorly-lit, poorly-angled photo with no character to it.
Yeah I wish this bot would fuck off for good.
I just got one too
I got it, too, banned the sender, and deleted it as it was obviously a scam. But now that it seems to come back, what was it about, actually? Do they just want to harvest data, or what did they want?
Romance scammer, i’d assume.
So, the “I love you, send me money so I can come visit you” thing?
Or, **I love you, send me naked pictures and I’ll send you naked pictures and then “my father” will find out and contact you to extort money from you for sending and receiving underaged porn images and if you don’t send money they’ll report you to the police. **
Wow so many people got it.
I reported this bot twice.
“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”
Catphished?
Get ready to be “pig butchered”.
Pig butchered? I’m already halfway there!
Is it a phishing attempt? I figured it was drive-by malware or camgirl spam or something
I don’t actually know, but I had to finish the quote with something snappy.
Creative liberties?? On my communist Linux forum??? Completely understandable, have a nice day
Last time this account made it’s rounds, someone found a pic they’d posted of a buttplug with an old, bald white man clearly reflecting back off of the shiny parts. The account immediately deleted the photo after that user pointed it out.
That doesn’t answer what their intentions are but they’re obviously not good.
Is it weird that I feel less threatened by an old white man who owns a butt plug than one who doesn’t?
Dibs!
There is always that vanishingly small chance this is a real person confused as to why nobody responds and their accounts keep getting banned. :-)
Someone who truly just wants to make new friends! Nooooo
“Why doesn’t anyone wanna be my friend? I’ve asked everyone… Asked them multiple times!”
That must be why missy29 now goes by nicole.
Me neither. We’re so unlovable, even the bots stay away!
Amazing. Like OP, I’ve lost count.
