Dunno, I grew up with free meals & drinks & checked bags, visits to the cockpit, and an upbeat atmosphere on every flight. So, after the systematic removal of all the above by this point; a fumbly, nonconsensual, half-hearted handjy seems on-brand for that gaping suckhole of a “public service”.
I hate when my genitals get mutilated during security checks at the airport.
Hell, even with Global Entry card, they won’t give me a circumcision.
“Sir, for the last time. We can’t give you ANOTHER one!”
It just keeps growing back!
🤯 Wolverine must be uncircumcised for this reason alone.
Or, he’s got a real hobby.
But what if you also are forced married to the security first?
The TSA really needs to be more gentle during the pat downs.
Dunno, I grew up with free meals & drinks & checked bags, visits to the cockpit, and an upbeat atmosphere on every flight. So, after the systematic removal of all the above by this point; a fumbly, nonconsensual, half-hearted handjy seems on-brand for that gaping suckhole of a “public service”.