Because being unemployed feels even worse.
It is indeed Monday, my dudes
fuck capitalism and fuck mondays
The trick is to never beg for jobs, beg for money.
I just got me a new job where we have a 90 minute paid nap from 1 pm to 2:30…
I have a really hard time complaining about it
You have got to tell us about your job after that tantalizing bit
Daycare/preschool?
Yes! Actually a home for adult people with severe developmental disorders. (Sorry if I don’t know the correct English term).
But it is a home for people who need a pause in the middle of the day to handle the rest of it 👍👏
Also our shifts can be pretty long so it’s very fitting with a nap there!
Professional:
- mattress tester?
- choloform tester?
- animal tranquilizer tester?
Carbon monoxide tester
Especially this Monday, which is the mondayest Monday because it got to you an hour earlier than you expected.
Not me, I slept through my alarm and got up at the time my body thinks is normal.
I hate how accurate this is for a job that I used to have.
me checking my email to see if musk has fired me yet:
Started a new job today. Been sitting In a conference room by myself for a remote orientation while the mic cuts in and out and I try not to die from blahhhh
someone is placing bets on your itchy nostrils.
I work for the state so we are off for spring break this week :)
I got 1 day and I work for a university. Its not so bad though, I was able to leave earlyish most days.
Dang this hit so hard todyay…
Joke’s on you, I’m a janitor at a high security facility working there when no one else is around at a time where if anyone in the world tried to reach me they’d be taken out by armed guards for tresspassing in a nuclear plant.
As an introvert they’re paying me to spend a few hours in Heaven cleaning.
Just had the last 3 weeks off, have to go back in tomorrow lol…
I had three weeks off over Christmas this year
Oh my god it was nice
Best of luck tomorrow, may “catching up on emails” be all the excuse you need to avoid being bothered.
The monkey paw curls.
I don’t even work Mondays normally, but here I am.
