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A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard
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This has to be the most american headline I’ve read this year
It happens round here from time to time. Why? Nobody knows. Well we all know, but the government isn’t legally allowed to say why or do anything to prevent it.
And that is precisely the reason that I don’t let my dog have a gun.
It is the right to bear arms not dog arms
The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!
Don’t be so dramatic, they just want to make sure your dog passed a mental health assessment and has completed a gun safety course. Guns are far too prevalent in dog culture for the government to just swoop on in and take them all. 🙄
Mental health assessments are weaponized against black and brown labs.
The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.
…there are no bad dogs tho.
All dogs go to heaven. Even those with guns.
They’re good dogs, Brent!
Why are you so mad, Bront?
For the mobile users that can’t tap the exclamation mark, here’s the link again
My dog is a fucking libertarian, I can’t take his gun, so I lightened the trigger on my Glock for the cat. Cats got my back.
Bruh. Can’t believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don’t be late with those treats!
The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun!
You said exactly what I opened the comments to post 👏
An average day in the USA.
Another fine recipient of a Darwin Award.
Always put your safety catch on!
A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story
I just watched this episode last night too, first thing I thought of.
My dog accidentally shot me in the dick with my own gun and I bled out then reincarnated as an overpowered generic anime mc and all the pretty ladies are in to me for no logical reason and the plot won’t make sense no matter how many chapters you read.
Bro I fucking love, My Dog Accidentally Shot Me In The Dick With My Own Gun and I Bled Out Then Reincarnated In Another World Where All My Friends Are Big Busty Milfs But My Dog Is Now My Spirit Guide Through The 100 Floors of Enlightenment.
It’s just got such deep character development and creative writing. The powers are so interesting. 賢治タイム really makes you think…
somehow you added a level of refinement that would make me expect a rating of like 8.3 on mangadex
That dog got tired of being his bitch.
Guns don’t kill people, dogs do?
Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle!
^This message brought to you by the Night Vale chapter of the NRA
All hail.
Hitdog
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This feels more relevant than ever
Good. One idiot down, many to go.
Grazed thigh. So most likely learned nothing and will discipline the dog instead.
…c’mon Johnson! Get the fuck up!
…dog in bed: nah, bang bang! Lemmy sleep!
The canine revolution has started. They’ve been playing us for fools, making us think it’s the feline population we had to fear, all the while planning this.
Canine together, strong!
