I bet he teaches literature.
Yeah, Etymology! How’d you know?
He’s a big fan of Kafka.
And Dan Brown
This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke
ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much
Kafkaesque organisation.
Lol, it’s real: https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks
DEI
I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.
He does looks a lot like Tom Hanks: https://research.com/u/lawrence-m-hanks
Fucking DEI hires
Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.
Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked
Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby