I really want to know what’s special about the Crisco
You never shot up some cris?
One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.
That’s right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven’t done meth beforehand.
Crisco?
It’s for penis butt.
THANKS!
I’m assuming meant to symbolize fried food
Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?
I thought it might be a sex thing
Maybe fried food is a sex thing?
Lol, you mean you don’t sip Cris? Nerd.
Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it
This explains a lot about the world we live in today
Crizurp
Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.
I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to
Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time
EDOT: I should clarify that this is the good ending and this meme is definitely not depicting the good ending
EDIT II ELECTRIC: Edot :(
