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But… I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!
Probably talk shit
He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.
Combos!
I’ll take Urmum next.
Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.
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Came here just to make that joke!
Depends on which lips he’s using.
First I smashed pluto, now I’m coming for uranus.
First I smashed pluto…
You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.
#plutoo
You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”
Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet(not mine; stolen from somewhere)
Neils penis is a massive man meatier.
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First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.
Here’s to many more then!
He’s hopelessly attracted to black holes
And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon
Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first
