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The original was posted on /r/ukrainianconflict by /u/Mason_Miami on 2025-03-27 20:58:22+00:00.
In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels “involuntarily” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”
Dafuq?
He is known as Mr Poopin Pants for a reason.
I’m not sure “fears” is the right word.
One can only hope. Although, what sort of power vacuum that creates remains to be seen.
Is there any better source on this?
Daily Star UK is a questionable source. MSN publishes articles from many bad sources such as this one, so when I stumble upon a link to MSN, I typically search for a better second source.
The Irish Mirror also posted this, and gets a mostly factual rating from MBFC.
Thanks.
The Irish Mirror does describe this as a rumour. The rumours about health issues are all over the place: thyroid cancer, Parkinson’s disease, incontinence, cardiac arrest…
I don’t wish him well, but either it’s a bunch of random rumours, or he’s very seriously I’ll.
In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels “involuntarily” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”
That’s absolutely a rumor - he was in full control of his bowels and meant to shit himself.
Physical Enshitification!
Special shitting operation.
We call that doing a scomo where I come from.
The ol’ engadine
doctors managed to revive the Russian President before rushing him to a specialist intensive care unit
Imagine being the doctor standing over this piece of shit and knowing how many people you could save if you just let him die right there.
You can’t really save anyone either way. I don’t know who will replace Putin when he dies, but I do know that person will be just as evil and corrupt.
And imagine being the guy responsible for keeping him alive while failing to do so. You’re probably shitting yourself twice over that you and/or your loved ones will be severely punished if that happens.
Pootin.
I don’t cheer for cancer often, but I will today.
I hope this will be a recurring incident and he dies falling down shitting his pants
trump, elon, etc should also fall down the stairs shitting their pants
trump taking the stairs? and without wearing his diaper?
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Ah, good ole mortality. Death is promise for everyone, Putin. Hopefully Trump gets humbled by death’s visit as well.
If someone poisoned him with radiation if would be some kind of poetic justice
Putin getting intense radiation poisoning and spending a few weeks literally disintegrating while being kept alive in a hospital wouldn’t be great. But it would be very close.
It wouldn’t be terrible either.
It wouldn’t be amazing, just as close to amazing as you can get.
Easy fix with “methylene blue!”. Please go Google that up. It cures everything! Plus it makes your poop blue. Or maybe it only makes your poop blue and gives you diarrhea. One of the two.
Can permanently stain your cartridge blue also.
