From finviz
They don’t have the cards.
Exactly as intended 🇷🇺
This
Love it! I’m gonna be so rich with the millions of stocks I buy! 😁
Oh, wait, I only have $22.76 USD available. 😖
Hang on to that $22.76 USD for a little while and you’ll be surprised how much stock it will buy!
Isn’t that the plan, though? Crash the economy, let the billionaires buy what’s left of America in a fire sale.
Guess those million dollar bribes were worthless. Chumps
Goddamit I’m just sitting here waiting to lose my job over this fuckery.
Hell yes, a super sale
what United healthcare up?
The ruling class must be happy about St. Luigi being up for martyrdom
“We just have to stick with him and things will get better.” - Loser Conservatives
“If Kamala is elected the economy will be destroyed” - cons in October
“Going through the hardship is patriotic” - cons now
Starting to understand why the GOP color is red.
- Russia
- Negative growth
- Anger
- Bloodshed
- War
- Red Wedding
- JD Vance’s high heels
- Altar boys’ embarassed lips
Crashing the economy just as he planned. He wants to take us back to 1929.
I’d rather we take him to 11/22/63.
Ooooh! I’d be able to watch the first episode of Doctor Who!
Ha ha, it aired the very next day. “Shame about that president across the pond. Ooh, new sci-fi show!”
Trump and his circle have to be making billions shorting the market with this tariff sham he’s running every month.
There’s nothing else that makes sense and he’s going to play this yoyo tariff game as long as it keeps moving markets. Only way it might stop is if one of these controlled dips gets away from him and the bottom falls out of the market completely.
Only way it might stop is if one of these controlled dips gets away from him and the bottom falls out of the market completely.
I think that is well on it’s way to happening
In a rational market that still adhered to fundamentals, sure. We are in the meme market era and have been for at least half a decade.
Companies like GameStop that should have went extinct years ago are still running purely off delusion.
There’s nothing else that makes sense
Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.
I’m not saying these aren’t malicious people, but the explination that makes the most sense is that they are, in fact, that stupid.
Stupidly malicious. Money is the main motivator and we’ve seen Trump do the dumbest shit to make it in the past, Trump steaks, Trump University, Trump Bibles etc.
Repeatedly crashing the economy in order to short it is right up his alley.
Got out in time with some profits still remaining. 👋 Now I‘m waiting for the upturn in four years.
Fortunately, my company seems mostly immune to the news… because we’re fully capable of tanking our own stock price, thank you very much!
Modern problems require modern solutions!
It’s working as planned. Those with cash get to pick up stock at deep discounts. What’s the problem?
😔
Only works if it goes back up 😬
It will. And those that knew what they were doing behind the scenes before the public knew probably pulled out way before the market saw what would happen.
Now they will have a feast while the normal joe has a crashed portfolio because it’s not their day job to manage a stock portfolio.
Oh good, United healthcare is up.