• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Then whyyyyy did he work so damn hard to sink us? Fucking idiot. No matter what happens, even if I hear about it in a Salvadoran labor prison, if he kills himself, it’ll be a good day.

    • kreskin@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      1 month ago

      No matter what happens to the rest of us, Musk’s future is on a mega yacht cruising around molesting any mammal that moves, and he knows it. He’s the world richest man, he’ll be fine.

  • kreskin@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    1 month ago

    Wonder why he’d be pondering America being destroyed. I thought his team was making everything better for the US.

  • ryrybang@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    The fuck it will.

    Elon might go down with it (probably not), but one shitty, Nazi-led, small time automaker going from circling the drains to out of business won’t hurt the US.

    The US will be better off once all remaining Teslas are in history museums. Preferably in the section where kids on field trips can learn about Great Mistakes in American History.

    • Zorque@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Isn’t the implication that he’s saying Tesla will fail if America fails, not that America will fail if Tesla fails? He’s basically saying he has tied his fortunes to America’s future, not necessarily the other way around.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    1 month ago

    Introducing the all new 2025 all electric Tesla boring machine. Yes! Its boring! Remember the old oil fields with their tiny 2" holes? How about you drive your car down there and bring up a load of oil? That’s right! 20’ wide oil tunnel technology is here!

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    1 month ago

    “Which is why I have decided to reduce the amount of time I dedicate to sinking it.”

  • Donebrach@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Can we deport this asshole to some random prison already and/or use the big droppy-sharp-thingy? So sick of hearing about him and knowing he’s freely traipsing around the world unhindered.