“Frig off, Debrah!”
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With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there
You hear that ladies? He is single.
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
You weren’t as committed.
Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.
Amateur
Lol!
Bring it!
I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”
Shit, I am judging them…
Thanks for making me figure it out for myself.
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you’ll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.
A year isn’t even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it’s acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.
This type of shit makes me lose weight by laughing.
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
Sorry about what you’re going through 🫂
From what I understand you avoided the worst of it, and for that you can be proud. It’s not an easy road.
The clip wasn’t meant as a reference to your life, but to other people who get stuck in a moment for decades.
It’s all good. It would be better if I hadn’t lost all the progress I made on my health. But it is getting better.
It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage
I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie
Because you didn’t have extreme liver damage
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
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He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
It really is. What the fuck?
it’s a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you’re looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.
OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks. https://www.theverge.com/news/659518/aurora-autonomous-truck-first-delivery-texas
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
These things are already on the road in Texas. I’d be shitting my pants every time I got on the interstate if I lived there.
I feel like it’ll just never happen, it’s gonna be like 3D movies, just a fad and proof of concept that never catches on for myriad reasons.
I think you are right.
this guy kicks ass
It should say, I drive truck
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
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That bitch hates patriotism.
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.
His profile pic is a flag.
He may have some liver fat
He could be into inflation play.
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made
I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.
I’ll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn’t be subjected to this.
Wouldn’t a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
jesus christ that belly
Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
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Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂
Or just one big one
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I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
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They eat a lot.
and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.
How do you know?
C O N S U M E
consummation
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depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.
The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.
America breeds people like this
