Knew the moment you get into cli Log into root,
look; gawk; find; sed; talk; grep; touch; finger; find; flex; unzip; head; tail; mount; workbone; fsck; yes; gasp; fsck; more; yes; yes; eject; umount; makeclean; zip; split; done;
One of the very very few times this meme is used correctly. Congratulations!
alias daddy='sudo'Can you change the password prompt to “tell me your safeword first:”?
Though I don’t know how, I’d be surprised if it wasn’t possible.
Even if it’s not possible via some config or shell wizardry, you can always recompile the modified source
Of course you can
export SUDO_PROMPT="tell me your safeword first: "I do feel a dom/sub relationship with Linux right now as I try to build some flatpaks - so that is very fitting.
Glinux
It does check out
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No! I will not ignore this!
G’day! How’s it going?
Just trying to debug some weirdness with outgoing activities from my server, looks like it’s back to normal since you saw my comment and replied to it ;)
Nice! Good luck with your server there mate.
“Are my texts still coming from my email?”
I always thought it was a clever sex pervert acronym for
Graphic
Image
Manipulation
Program
And we’re pronouncing it JIMP?
Listen here, Legoland, I don’t live in the Kingdom of Jondor
gust take your upvote and jet out of here
Instrunctions unclear, geeted out.
Ohh fuck no don’t start this suit again
Gimp
Is
Mangy
PhotoshopIts actually GNU image manipulation program, so pretty much.
Or “Green Is My Pepper” if you ask RMS…
*GNU Is My Pepper
GNU Incredible Magic Projector.
If it did circles, it’d destroy half the world.
oh is that why that brush is in there
And originally it was “general image manipulation program”.
it stands for GNU is Not Unix Image Manipulation Program…
wait it is GNU is Not Unix is Not Unix Image Manipulation
oh no, they put a recursion in the name!!!
LINUx is not UNIX is not UNIX.
Damn it, they did it again.
I don’t understand
dont worry, neither do i
Virgin Media would like a word
I knew they were British, so I always assumed it had something to do with the whole Virgin Queen thing(it was and is a nickname for Elizabeth the first) or something like that, but it was apparently because they considered themselves virgins in business when they started their first record store.
I thought Richard Branson just liked sex
Wouldn’t it be the opposite
His autobiography is called “Losing My Virginity”.
megalois griffin kmao
YouTube apparently censors “GIMP”
What “Gimp” could stand for?
GNU image manipulation program.
But what does the GNU stand for?
GNU stands dor “GNU’s Not Unix”
Recusive acronym!
A type of bondage suit
Green is my pepper.
GNU(not linux) Image Manipulation Program.
Its all rolled into GIMP, kinda like someone zipped up a suit. Oops.
It’s also a slur for disabled people.
Bet they couldn’t even find the cli terminal.
The clit, for short
I’m just trying give her that system-d.
Idk abt GIMP but hard agree about Gnome. Whenever someone uses a human foot as a logo = certified sex freak.
Or how about 3 naked people in a circle holding hands. And somehow this guy is like one of the least problematic white South African billionaires.
Well, the bar is subterranean
What the fuck i use foot to walk not sex…
It’s a gnome foot though.
Yeh I was gonna say, has to be a gnome foot, thats some bookie shaped foot if it’s human.
shortstack foot fetish with a little bit of dom sprinkled in
Guh-nome
This is the correct pronunciation
It’s true, but I also can’t bring myself to say it!
Obviously Tarantino was involved. A little foot fetish never hurt nobody-- right? Right???
My pro open-source teacher in HS pushed for all of us to use the handful of Linux computers and recommended GIMP over Photoshop. He even said we can download GIMP at home for free.
Back then, searching for GIMP gave you bondage suits.
And because we were immature fuckwads, we played real hard into that joke, to a point where the principal had to send a letter to parents about how to actually find free open-source software with links.
sometimes a footprint represents humanity and isn’t about fucking it….
i’m so happy i didn’t get that foot fetish hardwired in… it seems so silly to me…
and sometimes it is!
sometimes a footprint represents humanity
sometimes, but in GNOME’s case i think it is not intended to be a human foot but rather the foot of a mythological creature (a gnome). note that it has a squashed aspect ratio compared to a human foot, and also has only four toes.
apparently it’s also problematic in some cultures: https://wiki.gnome.org/Engagement/FootAndCulturalIssue
that’s a good point about some cultures seeing a foot the way i would see using a linux distribution with Goatse as a logo….
Can you imagine a distro made in Nepal, using as its logo a symbol of health, commonly seen patterned into gates and doors, displayed in windows, drawn on streets…
could be a little controversial… although maybe they should take the swastika back… take away it’s power the way n-——- has changed meaning…
I’ve come to think of it as a (really) good thing - no financially motivated tech megacorp is gonna sell a monthly “sub to Gimp”.
(Tho a clothes rental company might.)
Leather clothes, at that.
Its called Harley Davidson
