Ello guvner

Did they rasp the can over the gravy as a topping?

National 30.48cm Ball League

Gonna explain this meme to my pop pop w dementia in the middle of dinner this christmas

It isn’t but I kinda wanna travel to Venus now

In Germany you can get them year-round but I’ve never seen anyone actually eat one.

“Boycott” is named after a certain Captain Boycott who was boycotted so hard in 1880 that the term stuck.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

I’d use it to enchant leather boots with fortify heavy armor and dump them in the ocean near Windhelm.

I have a selection of custom names that I usually choose from depending on genre and the characters appearance. It’s like a mix of self insertion and roleplaying.

In 3 days:

My neigbors are doing this weird fetish thing where one openly shits on the ground and the other one watches from the safety of his shrubbery. What do I do??

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Tylenol sure is a hell of a drug

I need parasitic financiers to commit mass suicide which is what this holiday has always truly been about.

I wholeheartedly don’t care about any of that. I just go with the flow and give the present moment my full attention.

OUCH GOUT (I legit have it in my right foot rn)

My hobby is petting my cat. Keep your grubby sausage fingers off my cat.

Usually mostly mammals though because since they’re able to digest breast milk a little meat tends to agree with them better. But yeah at the end of the day free protein is probably worth an upset tummy out in the wild.

i don’t really participate in social media or any of that.

That’s probably the main difference. I spend like 20 minutes a day on lemmy and that’s it. I used to be very active on TikTok and Reddit. Went from a depressed and anxious mess to having a job and being happy and outgoing basically by focusing on what’s in front of me rather than what’s on my screen. Many people stay in their defeatist echo chambers and that’s the only reality they engage with. There are plenty of reasons to be worried but the thing is there always are. Life, society, family and so on have always been fragile. All you can do is enjoy what you have in this very moment.