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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    French culture my ass.

    Paris is an overpriced amusement park where all the employee hate you.

    Give me Italy any day.

    • Genius@lemmy.zipOP
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      Well alright, but have you considered that Voltaire is really good?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        That guy who made fun of French institutions?

        • Genius@lemmy.zipOP
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          Yeah!

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        See also: French rap

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          Not sure if you are poking fun at it but I like Bigflo & Oli dommage

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            Not at all! I sincerely LOVE French rap! ❤️

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      Reparle de paris encore une seule fois batard et j’enverrai ta tête tellement loin qu’elle aura le temps de faire tout le tour de la dinguerie géologique et culturelle qu’est la France avant de retomber dans le Limousin où ta tête finira ses jours paisiblement entourée de jolies vaches.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        I can make up nonsense words too.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Fun fact: countries consist of more than one city.

      Additional information: there are cultural differences between different regions in the same country, even between different cities and towns in the same region! Imagine that!

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        But US tourists spend two days each in London, Paris, Prague and Rome, and then they’ve seen all of Europe. Isn’t that how it works? Besides it’s not as if they’ve got extra vacation days anyway.

    • loutr@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, if you only do touristy stuff you’re gonna have a bad time. It’s like saying NYC sucks when you’ve only visited Time Square.

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      Removed by mod

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and Notre-Dame?

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          Removed by mod

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          And Montmartre, but that’s probably most of them (I live close to Montmartre).

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    We did that to stop English from stealing from us. They didn’t get the joke, and here we are.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      C’est la vie

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Not pictured: French aircraft design

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Like the Concorde?

      • Soup@lemmy.world
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        The Concorde was just loud and cost more money to run, and in 27 years had only one fatal accident wherein a DC-10(American designed) left a piece of debris on the runway which ultimately kicked off the incident. It was a pretty good plane from my understanding.

        If we’re calling out specifics, the Airbus is an incredibly successful plane.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        I was thinking their inter-war bomber designs, and their early attempts at fighters post WWII

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          The MD-450 Ouragan was a fairly good plane.

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    French toast

    • tino@lemmy.world
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      French don’t know about French toasts.

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        We know it, it’s called pain perdu.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          You call it ‘lost bread’?

          • Synapse@lemmy.world
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            It use to be a way to not waste stale bread. Nowdays, it’s mostly a fancy dish using freshly made brioche.

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            Yup, it’s a way to use old bread instead of letting it go to waste.

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    • French language: Objectively one of the sexiest on the planet
    • Lemmy shitposter: High probability of clinical brain death
    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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      Say 96 in French and then repeat that sentence.

    • atlas@sh.itjust.works
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      i’m pretty positive spanish takes that cake. omelette du fromage just ain’t sexy

  • RangerJosey@lemmy.ml
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    quaso

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    American culture is practically a turd in a box with a $99 price tag on it.

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    At least the Belgian and Swiss Frenches have slightly less weird numbering. Though in France, you get to say “80.” “Leul, blaze it”

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      We keep the memory alive of a 3000 year old numbering system (apparently some tribes counted in twenties, and that’s the only trace left of it).

  • Yukily@jlai.lu
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    Abadakor !!!

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    As a Spanish speaker, I find it so ironic to see this meme in English…

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      English might be a bit- creative with the spellings of words but at least they pronounce most of the letters, not just half of them

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        most of the letters

        Queue

        (and why the fuck Mike and Nike aren’t pronounced similarly?)
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          (and why the fuck Mike and Nike aren’t pronounced similarly?)

          Well “Mike” is a typical appreciation of the name Micheal of Hebrew origin that long predates the English language. “Nike” is Ancient Greek, which also predates the English Language. Nike is the name of the Greek god of victory. So neither one of those is English.

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            It’s like how you pronounce Hercules and molecules the same way

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              Hercules

              An Ancient Roman proper name derived from an Ancient Greek proper name Heracles, which is likely where we get our clues for modern pronunciation.

              molecules

              Thats a French word they built from a Latin base. Take it up with them on that one.

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            But why is pronounced “Nai-ki” and not “Ni-ke”? We here don’t give a fuck a say “Nike” like Mike.

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              We here don’t give a fuck a say “Nike” like Mike.

              The single syllable “Nike” pronunciation was introducing in the late 1980s or early 1990s with the advertising campaign for “Nike Air” shoes. Sometimes pop culture name shortening sticks. Another example of this would be the brand Porsche has two syllables, but has been shortened by most to a single syllable name.

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          A better example might be “home” and “some”, where only one letter is different, but the pronounciation is completely different. There are many words like these. English doesn’t make sense at all.

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          literally a french word

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          Mike and Nike are pronounced similarly

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          They are…it’s a regional thing

          See here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkg5nLOgxII

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        Oh. Yeah. Right. Sure. Let’s say that.

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        French does pronounce most of the letters, they just tend to drop the last one. Then there’s our “though” which is often shortened to “tho” with no consequence. English is not creative, either, most of the time the words were actually pronounced in a way that matches and time changed how we spoke them. That and we just kinda lifted the spelling of loan words but said them differently because whichever of our many accents at the time made it otherwise uncomfortable to say.

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          The letter ‘h’ just entered the chat.

          • Soup@lemmy.world
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            In French? Yea, it’s there it’s just called, some of the time anyway, an aspirated H. It’s also pretty rare and I’d be willing to bet that that is due to loan words.

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          English needs a major spelling reform, but there’s no way to actually implement one. In order to match spelling to pronunciation, you would be to have a well-defined “high English” pronunciation.

          But any semblance of uniform pronunciation doesn’t even exist within the UK (or even just England), much less across the entire English-speaking world, including places like Canada, Kenya, Nigeria, Australia, New Zealand, India, and many, many more countries.

          And even if you somehow manage to create something (this is basically how “high German” was created, after all), good luck getting all the different governments to adopt the reformed spelling.

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            also good luck basically upheaving the entire ESL world by making all the texbooks obsolete. would be pretty wild

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        But the pronunciations are different word by word. French letter combos make the same sound even if they are not each pronounced the American away, which is nice as a French novice.

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      English is fucked up in large part due to being corrupted by the French cancer. If anything we are one of the most qualified to talk shit about them.

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    You could say I have to take a shit in French and it would sound smooth as hell. -Eddy Murphy.

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      J’dois aller chier calisse

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        According to French scientists, the best thing to wipe ones’ ass with is the neck of a well-downed gosling.

        https://pluckypubs.blogspot.com/2007/06/rabelais-ultimate-arse-wiper.html

        (not actually scientists but a character in 16th century writer Rabelais’ book.)

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    hon hon hon. tabarnac!!!

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    Nope, pretty sure French politics should get a crying face (saying this as a French citizen)

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      I think historical, and the seriousness of it (guillotines, etc)

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    Ta yeule estie de raisin

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      And Dishonored, Rayman, Another World…

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