US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.
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Yeah, Fox News was touting a whole 12% of Alberta wanted to join the USA.
Imagine their shock when many times that percentage of americans want the USA to join Canada.
Who wants us?! Lmao. We are like the ugly chick with a nice ass and rich parents. Sure, some things are good, but not worth the attitude and no makeup versions.
US firearm enthusiasts would be the biggest problem.
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Not really. Unless they have an airforce hidden in their mothers basements.
I disagree. Most true enthusiasts treat their weapons with respect and follow the rules.
Well, hm, maybe that’s more anecdotal than I realize. Enthusiasts *that I’ve met or interacted with… But truly, while there are a lot of chucklefucks with guns, I imagine there are more that respect weapons and follow the rules.
Oh I’m not saying they don’t. I’m saying Canada has very strict gun laws, and US gun enthusiasts are very firm about maintaining their right to bear arms.
I just think that would be the biggest obstacle in US states joining Canada. It wasn’t a criticism so much as an identified point of contention.
Shatner pulls a “no u” after everyone already made that joke for weeks already.
I don’t know why people still pay attention to him
To boldly go where everyone else has been before.
He’s old, it takes him a minute to catch up
He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.
We don’t want them.
I don’t blame Canada. It would drop the collective IQ of the country.
I mean, we’d trade you for Quebec - but you guys have enough trouble going on right now.
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Please… Just the edges
Edging just got less sexy.
We wouldn’t want to violate the prime directive though.
Canada doesn’t want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.
They couldn’t handle our freedom, national debt, gun violence, or rednecks. We would suceed inside of a week and Ontario would say “huh, what? Ok, whatever. Sorhry.” I know the capitol of Canada is Ottawa, but that is the level of concern and relief to the Canadian populous and Parlament. We are the crazy partner you fuck with but couldn’t sustain a relationship with because of how degen we are, but you keep cumming back because we got that good good dollar dollar bill y’all.
We would bankrupt the Canadian healthcare system within days.
They couldn’t handle our freedom
What does that mean?
Freedom of speech? People are being detained, arrested, and deported because they said things on their phones that are critical of the president.
Freedom of religion? People are being forced by law to follow the rules of “Christianity”.
Freedom of association? Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is being outlawed. Better not associate with minorities or “Libs” or you risk retribution.
Freedom to Travel? If you think being freely traveled to El Salvador counts…
Freedom of privacy? People are being harassed in bathrooms to “prove” their gender (how the hell do you do that?)
Life? People are being denied necessary life saving medical treatment due to that lack of Freedom from Religion we talked about earlier.
Liberty? People are being detained and deported without due process
Persuit of Happiness? LGBTQ people having their protections stripped away and need to hide who they are.
Other than the “freedom” to have people around you openly carrying deadly weaponry while shopping at a grocery store, what freedoms do Americans have that Canadians lack?
Never thought I would talk to a real live goof.
Buckle up buttercup. I got patriotic goof that could compromise your entire national identity, should you let my patriotic degen allow you to experience what it is like to live a life of personal freedom at the cost of your suicidal empathetic feelings and financial prospects so you can defend your marijuana plants with your trans same sex partner with suppressed machine guns against minority illegals migrants that stab people because they exist.
You should look up what goof means in Canadian prison slang, Jared Fogle.
Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our “hey Canada” anthem.
I’ve got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you’re now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.
It’s very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it’s an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.
And…I’m only saying this because the bar’s…real low to clear guys. I’ve 100% confidence that you’ve far far better leaders among you than who’s actually been running in the races.
Well I did have to join a crazy anti monarchy militia but that’s just for fun
We don’t want you. Split into 50 countries and we’ll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won’t merge
Can you take New England please?
Yeah, I don’t want me either :/
Mr 0
I accept.
Mmmm… How about something else that doesn’t allow Americans to vote? Because 11th province would just mean Canada becomes America under a different name.
Not true, it would give us some election reform which allocates representatives based on the Representation Formula found in subsection 51(1) of the Constitution Act, 1867.
No more 2 senators from California having the same as 2 from North Dakota!
Captain Kirk setting these Nazis straight.
I’m sold, make it so.
Engage?
Aye captain!
Allons-y!
No thanks…
No thanks, I don’t want Canadians who think they are American in my country
I certainly don’t want more of them
I saw the photo of old bill, the name and my mind jumped to “has died”. Then I continued to the colony part and that made my day. Live long and prosper Bill!
This joke gets funnier every time someone makes it
Its funny because its so painful.
