I am expecting big business to send prostitutes as their representatives to Trump when they want something. Flirtation, boobs, and so forth are more than enough to make Trump sign away everything that America has.
they have to look like ivanka
Bonus points if they are Ivanka.
why do you think karoline and pam look the way they are, they look like ivanka.
Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?
You think it works still? He’s a morbidly obese old man
with viagra or cialis probably. he is well known to have very poor vision and he has prescribed glasses, but doesnt use them for fear of looking weak.
russia, putin will force one of his underling to do it.
A country where the age of majority is less than 18. So they can find someone young enough for trump’s liking
You mean like the vast majority of the world and all but 10 US states? Don’t look up age of consent. For god’s sake don’t look at Western Europe.
(You meant “age of consent”, not “age of majority”.)
What’s the problem if two teenagers have sex?
It’s only that low in Europe between the same age group. If a 30 year old bangs a 14 year old, (s)he will go to prison
Nope, not in Germany. A 110 year old can legally bang a 14 year old, as long as they don’t have a position of authority over the teen.
Wrong
Nach § 182 Absatz 3 StGB sind sexuelle Handlungen zwischen einer Person über 21 Jahren und einem 14- oder 15-jährigen Jugendlichen für den erwachsenen Sexualstrafpartner dann strafbar, wenn er die fehlende Fähigkeit des Jugendlichen zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung ausnutzt. Ein solcher – zumindest versuchter – Missbrauch wird mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.
Nach § 182 Absatz 1 StGB sind hingegen sexuelle Handlungen zwischen einer Person über 21 Jahren und einem 16- oder 17-jährigen Jugendlichen grundsätzlich erlaubt, soweit hierfür keine Zwangslage des Jugendlichen ausgenutzt wird. Anderenfalls wird ein solcher – zumindest versuchter – Missbrauch mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu fünf Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.
https://www.juraforum.de/news/ab-wann-bzw-mit-welchem-alter-duerfen-jugendliche-sex-haben_248032
wenn er die fehlende Fähigkeit des Jugendlichen zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung ausnutzt
This paragraph is the important one. A court must first rule the teenager was not mature enough to bang an adult. Courts have ruled sexual inexperience alone is not sufficient to convict someone. The inability of a 14 year old to consent must be proven in order to convict an adult for banging a 14 year old.
In Saudi Arabia you can’t be legally married before 18, so that’s effectively the age of consent.
Keep an eye out for Ivanka look-a-like contests
I wish we all didn’t know how true this was. But it is.
he already has pam bondi, karoline levitt, and kristi noem. he already threw away nikki and sanders.
Mobile McDonalds is crazy work lmao
next uae will make a mobile mcdonalds airship that comes with drones to deliver without landing.
Burger Force One
Air Force Bun
Air Forcemeat One.
(I had to pick last.)
That is the slyest insult possible.
Here you demented rapist pig, eat some of your cheap ass greasy snoutmeat patties out of a box! You like that don’t you! Yeah you do! Yeah you do!
It’s 100% guaranteed to work.
And the best part of it is that they’re too dumb to understand it’s an insult
Hell, they’ll look them straight in the eye with greasy lips smiling wide and sincerely say, “Thank you.”
is it an insult if they actually love it
His preference for McD stuff just confirms how tasteless Trump is.
I disagree, they have nice things, except with recipes designed to cause thirst.
If you consider McD food “nice”, I really feel sorry for you.
Something not falling apart into tasty pieces in your hands is nice enough. In that sense.
Say, KFC and BK are something you can’t eat while walking. In my experience at least.
Aren’t the drinks free? Why would they want to cause thirst?
No, you have to buy the drinks too. Water was even $0.35 when I last ordered there.
Here it’s free refill
They took out the machines at all of my local McDonald’s. No free refills, and it’s like $15 for some cold ass fries.
I have a theory. His obsession with McDonald’s over any other fast food chain is mostly because his first name is Donald. I think his childish narcissism extends beyond plastering his last name on everything he owns.
Bringing back the McDLT? The Donald Loser Trump?
I’m sorry but you sound like Archer trying way too hard to make the joke work…
Wait… I had something for this.
… come back to me, I can do better
lol nothing says “Trump is our bitch now” better than this
I know it’s fun to use this sort of thing to bag on the Saudis and on Trump, and I’m a fan of neither, but just wanted to point out that this kind of thing is pretty common.
It’s just a food truck. Sure it’s a bit bigger than your average food truck, but that are catering to larger crowds. I’ve seen these at events across Europe, and in Australia. I’m sure there’s plenty trundling around the States as well.
By Saudis do you mean all 25 million citizens or just the government?
I did mean the government, and by Trump I meant the current administration under Trump.
But now you mention it, I can’t think of a single Saudi person I’m a fan of, despite working there on and off for some time.
I think what we find funny here is that it’s McD… You’d usually bring out fancier stuff for a head of state. You know, refined stuff made by a chef, not sloppy fast food.
McD is pretty much the height of American cuisine, lol.
It really isn’t that prize goes to A&W.
What does this even mean? America has some of the best chefs and restaurants in the world. Or are you playing on a trope that Americans only eat fast food?
Can I do that? Okay…well I’m surprised this food truck isn’t a white Toyota truck? Where’s the machine gun in the back?
Toyota is Japanese and Alqaeda had more attacks against Saudi Arabia than against the US.
Yea my point is to make an ignorant statement about an entire culture/country, similar to the statement that user made
Mission accomplished
As a lifelong USian I have never seen a McDonald’s food truck in my entire life (yes we do food trucks here). Presumably because McDonalds already has a location anywhere that one could possibly want a shitty ripoff burger.
Looks like they’ve even got one for when the local restaurant gets blown away. https://corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/our-stories/article/mcrig-hurricane-ian.html
Gross
That’s crazy and it will absolutely work.
Qatar kicking themselves right now realizing they offered too much.
Lmaoo
“We could have just bought him a Big Mac…”
Yeah but, Mcdonalds is pricey now, you’re making a commitment either way, plane or supersized #1.
A empty wrapper with a little sauce on it would be enough
“There’s more where that came from.”
Not at all. All they’ve done is double pinky swear promise about all this investment. I would bet €10 only 2 or 3 things planned already go forward.
I love how the saudis are treating the orange shitbag like a toddler.
“Do you want the plane that goes brrrr? We put the big screen to watch foxy newsy :)”
“Oh oh do you hear this sound? Yes! It’s the mcdonny truck! Choof choof!”
*Arabs not Saudis. The plane thing is from Qatar.
Apologies. Arabs felt too generic and I was hoping nobody will notice. :)
Qatar is not Saudi Arabia, in fact there was a huge feud and blockade between the two not too long ago. Do you think all Arabs are the same? They even speak different dialects with different vocabulary and phonology.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar–Saudi_Arabia_diplomatic_conflict
I know Lawrence of Arabia, which one was he?
prince of persia.
The original, 3D, trilogy, remake or Jake Gyllenhaal?
Why don’t you dial back your Karen radar for one second and just let people speak normally online without some grammar/whatever Nazi come in here stirring up shit.
It is not grammar/whatever. They are two very different countries, it is like confusing Britain and France because you think all Europeans are the same.
God please if you are listening, free us from the french. We are tired to pretend their food and wines are superior. You can move them to Scotland, nobody understands scottish or french anyway, they will get along perfectly.
/s
Woah woah, hold your horses cowboy 🙌 I was tryin to be funny. No of course no, I lived with arab people in an arab neighbourhood, I’m well aware.
That said tho…….
Gulf countries are very similar I’ve been told (never been). Kinda like german and austrian people, spanish and italian, nordic and sweden, scottish and irish people. Indistinguishable. /s
Spanish (that be what, Galician, Castillian, Catalonian, Basque, Andalusian?) people between themselves are as different as “German and Austrian”. Actually the difference between Bavaria and Austria is in history and nation lore, not in dialects. Roughly. Of course there is dialectal difference too.
I guess you could say “Spanish and Occitan” for the comparison to be right.
OK, after “nordic and sweden” I looked for that “/s” and found it, sorry.
Don’t be :) have a laugh at the orange fuck for me
This cant be fucking real can it
Sadly it is.
Weird, I was under the impression Trump didn’t like McDonald’s anymore after they blamed him for their decreasing sales
