An old friend/aquaintance I’ve not spoken to in a few years popped up recently and we got chatting a little over text. In the few years since we spoke she’s had two babies by two different guys. They’re ~6 months and ~2-3 years.
She said that we should get coffee and catch up properly, and I was sort of down, although I’m not really that enthusiastic about catching up with someone I’ve frankly not thought about in a few years. But hey, it’s something to do, and it might be interesting. So I suggested a coffee shop near her and asked if she’d be able to get time away from the kids, but she said that no, she’d have to bring the kids along.
I don’t want to be a dick but I’m really not interested in sitting in a coffee shop with two babies. They’re mostly just going to be the focus of the occasion because they need constant attention, and I don’t really like kids in general. And, if they cry or act up and attract attention I will hate that.
AITA? How do I tell her I’m really not interested in sitting with her babies for an afternoon?
No, but it means you’re probably not really a friend anymore. If you’re good with that, everything’s jake.
You’re not wrong for wanting to avoid a situation because of the potential of screaming children, but it’s important to remember that, with parents, it’s a package deal. To avoid overstimulation, try and go to a park for the first meeting. Like get coffee and go to a place with a playground where the toddler can run wild, and the 6 month can be in a stroller or rocker. Being outside vs bring in a building where screams can echo, makes a big difference.
Something that helps me hang-outs with my friends who have kids, is remembering that screaming children are inevitable… but most of the time, I’m not enjoying the company of my friends alongside the random, misbehaving ones. This time, you can make a friend.
This is the way.
Getting a toddler to sit quietly for an extended period is hard. You are either listening to them, or entertaining them; a lot of parents, these days, use a smartphone for this.
A bit yeah.
“I’ve not spoken to in a few years…”
“They’re ~2-3 years.”
Yeah, I’d be taking that meeting…
NTA. You can’t expect much quality “catching up” with a toddler and a baby around. That’s not your fault.
The important part is to be sensitive to her feelings. Be honest and say that you’re uncomfortable around kids. She may not be in a position to leave the kids with someone else. Being a single mom can be pretty damn stressful and lonely, but if you’re not okay with kids, then she needs to respect your feelings, too. Let her down gently. Be kind.
You may not be an AH, but you don’t sound that interested in being actual friends. Don’t bother wasting her time.
She’s handling two kids under five years old?
You’re not ‘showing up for coffee’ you’re providing a needed mental health break.
Exactly this. People will have kids then expect other people to help out because “it takes a village”. Fuck that, figure out who’s willing to be in your village, THEN have kids.
I’m having a hard time understanding how self centered some people are. You can be uncomfortable with their kids and still enjoy their company.
I don’t know a single parent who “figures out their village” before having kids. If anything, having kids sheds the selfish dipshits like you.
You don’t know anyone who figures out their village before having kids…but childfree people are the selfish ones. Yeah, that makes sense.
Childfree people aren’t selfish. People who hate children for existing are though. No one is forcing you to have kids. False victim hood bullshit.
Never said I hated children, but keep pushing your false narrative to feel good about yourself.
Finding a village first implies you are not part of the village. Yah probably hate kids lol.
Maybe I’m biased but my two cents is no. Not at all.
I think people who impose their kids on others are the assholes.
The thing with new parents is that they are, in my experience, completely devoid of any personality they used to have. They may have been fun people at some point, but once they get pregnant, it’s pretty much all they can talk about.
I’ve got some close friends who are on the cusp of becoming parents but my wife and I have made it quite clear we are not at all interested in that part of their lives. And they accept that.
Especially seeing as how you’ve not spoken to this person for some time, ‘catching up’ is out of the question if children are involved. Unless they’re passed out or whatever. It seems to me this person is just looking for an excuse to talk about their children for a couple of hours while you politely nod and agree. For them, the best case scenario is that you’re as happy to be around those kids as they are.
I think you can set boundaries if you are not looking forward to meeting with the kids around.
Yes and you’re not her friend.
She’s gonna think you’re an asshole. Who cares what we think?
I don’t know you so these words aren’t meant to be hurtful, but I wouldn’t want to be your friend.
It sounds like you have nothing in common and aren’t actually interested in their life or you’d be interested in the kids.
The best part is you suggested the coffee shop lol.
Honestly just learn to say no if you don’t want to do something. It might be awkward but it’ll save embarrassment, wasted time and maybe even hurt in the end.
Do a Video call? I mean at least then the kids can’t physically annoy you.
My parents do video calls with relatives in different cities, and even to different countries.
If the kids are screaming in the background, you can then just easily find some excuse to end the call early.
No you aren’t and you could just respectfully decline for personal reasons.
These responses are as varied as you can get
The trash took it self out (you). The friend dodged a bullet
