You need to remove walls. Next time she’ll be comfortable!
that stool needs to go the window the crucifix the bed the carpet the roof an door
Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix
with*
What is this? A crucifix for ants?!
Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.
Obviously a window-worshipping pagan.
Throw away the stool as well.
Remove the friend
Religion.
Tell her she can come out from under the bed.
Remove boogeyman from under the bed. That will automatically remove the need for the cross.
The window. Get rid of it.
This stool clearly has too many legs. It’s way more fun with only 2!
2! = 2
You win this time…
2 != 2?
Spaces are important! That would be 2 ≠ 2, as opposed to 2! = 2 (or (1*2) = 2).
What if that was the joke?
2 ¡= 2?
…Shit, Idk
You can’t sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.
Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.
I only have 2 legs and I’m doing fine
clearly the bed
It’s the largest thing in the room anyways. Imagine how much space that bedroom could habe without an useless bed!
If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.
It’s you
Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed
But they’re propping up the mattress!
Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.
Yes, it’s obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.
You have to let him into your heart or he’s going to torture you for all eternity.
No he’s not, he’s lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he’s going to haunt anyone, when that’s all he could spare for humankind?
Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.
Don’t inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd
Well its obvious you don’t have enough room here. Burn the house down and enjoy the wide open spaces.
