This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
Two choc-ices please.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
