Draconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 months agoillegal rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1424arrow-down17cross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneflippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1417arrow-down1imageillegal rulei.imgur.comDraconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square16linkfedilinkcross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneflippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squaredrosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoYeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months ago“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m” – excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoWhat’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoDeath, I guess? 🤷
Yeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m”
– excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
What’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
Death, I guess? 🤷