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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing

www.irishstar.com

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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing

www.irishstar.com

Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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The president called for fewer non-working holidays even as he's spent 22% of his second presidential term on a golf course
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    He can suck my dick.

    • ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf
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      He’d only do that if you gave it as a gift and put a bow on it

    • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      he’d enjoy that. I’m not sure you would though.

    • pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works
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      If I were you, I’d rather not 😂

    • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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      He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit…

      • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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        A dirty blumpkin !!!

        • Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world
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          I think that’s just a regular blumpkin.

          • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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            You are the leading blumpkin authority!

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    Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

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      God only got one day of rest, you deserve more rest than God?

      • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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        I had a pre-MAGA family member say to me “holidays are for Christians, you should have to work!” This is the level of intellect that will control our lives for the foreseeable future.

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          It’s a distinct lack of understanding given that Jews also have a sabbath day and so does Islam (sorta, it’s a day of increased prayer but not literally a day of res) literally every Abrahamic religion I can think of has a sabbath.

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      “I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!” - person that voted for the candidate that promised more work without more pay

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    our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i’m sure the people will have a change of heart now!

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    Maybe he’ll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

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    Well yeah

    Pensions are fucked globally

    Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

    Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

    Prepare for fun times

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      France revolted violently for less… and again after Charlie X started stripping away the Napoleonic rights.

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    ahaha… it gets more tragicomic everyday… Tacos, anyone?

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      With extra chicken, please

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        And a side of roast pig

  • Let's Go 2 the Mall! ❌👑@lemmy.world
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    meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I’m urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

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      Americans should definitely take Voting Day off, to maybe vote.

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        They could also have voting day on a fucking sunday like the rest of us. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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        ahaha… good one. Maybe they will go vote if they get a free burger with fries. Or tacos… 😂🤣😂

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    I urge him to get bent!

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    I urge Trump to go fuck himself.

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      With all his golf clubs at the same time

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    86 47

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    I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.

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      I would argue that it’s actually FAR better for USA and the world, that he golf as much as possible. He doesn’t fuck as much stuff up when he’s elsewhere amused…

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      He intended to golf more but the mind and body are broken.

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    Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC

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    Removed by mod

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    Work harder for my riches, plebs!

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      “work harder for my riches, you MAGA bitches!”

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    Classic 🫅

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