'Tis but a scratch!

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That’s cool. More boob for me then.

“Like it is now…only shorter.”

“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

I think the guys that dug the trenches have all melted by now.

Yeah, the IDF.

How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?

“It’s 9 a.m., and I don’t feel like drinking, but…”

What was the scenario (if you don’t mind saying)?

The brain worm that’s Controlling his mind?

Sometimes, when I think about it, I just start blubbering.

I hit a minke whale in my pickup while driving home one night, just north of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. Son of a bitch breached over a guardrail and flopped down right in front of me before I’d even had a chance to hit the brakes. Hit him square in the blow hole and mangled the whole front end of the truck. The fishy bastard just dusted himself off and fucked off into the night, making them wierd ass whale noises at me the whole time. Ever since that night, I take the long way home.

Who, Zelenskiy?

Russia hasn’t been a superpower for a long time now.

People who think that are creepy and weird.

What?

Firearms dealer

No one here stands for war. They stand for Ukraine defending itself, which you seem to have some strange issue with.