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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
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    Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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    Why didn’t he just appoint a horse?

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      A horse would seduce his entire family

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    Boot licker extraordinaire.

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    I feel like… Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

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      I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

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    If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

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    Why is he making that face. lmfao

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      He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

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        More like nightmareworks.

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        Beat me to it.

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      deleted by creator

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        Bonsoir, Don.

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    Idk why but I wanna slap him so bad. Like dude that brow smirk makes you look like a moron

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Mmmmmuh’lady

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    Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention scape goat.

    FTFY

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    these aren’t secretaries and ministers of organized government

    it’s capos and yes men of organized crime.

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    It’s Deuce Bigalow!

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      Haha first thing I thought of looking at this picture

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      douche bigalow.

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    I can hear the MAGA crowd saying “but at least he’s a white male”

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      Ehhhhh?

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    That one of the DOGE-cunts?

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      No, he’s a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn’t screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

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    The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

    so he’s gonna impeach trump?

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      You know who to thank

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        why don’t you wear a suit?

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          fishing

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        This is so cursed

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