Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.
No need. We already know enough, don’t we??? Hellooooo
Make sure his co-chair is her ex husband too.
This… This isn’t The Onion?
Humans are silly.
Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.
Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?
Just to be bewildered by her logic and mental gymnastics. Also, when I see her, I automatically think her feet smell bad. Is that weird?
She’s prominently in the “release the files” camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a “little bitch.” I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!
That’s a good reason!
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn’t be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.
I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.
The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it’s impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a “sleepover” at his estate.
Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein
How do these people not see the irony in any of this? It’s so “on-the-nose” that it may as well be the punchline to a pedophile joke.
It’s just attention-whores attention-whoring. Move along.
Really it’s very on-brand for Trump. He’s always looking for the worst person to do every job.
Makes sense to appoint someone who knows the subject matter so well
This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That’s it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.
No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.
Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation.
That’s the joke.
Meh. I got it, sorta. Comments in here say otherwise.
After appearing on the podcast, Boebert asked Gaetz directly if he would consider her suggestion.
“We deserve the truth about the Epstein Files. I’m ready for a Special Counsel to handle this,” Boebert wrote in a post on X. “@MattGaetz, how about it?”
Hmm, doesn’t sound like a joke, since she doubled-down after the suggestion. And certainly not crazier than other shit she’s said…
Oh, shut up
You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?
Satire is dead…
I truly can’t tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
Need youtube link substitution. I just probably got fingerprinted.
Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?
I’ve seen that one oh so many times!!! Heidi breaking character is as funny as Mike Day.
He eats the sugar and “becomes” Cornholio.
So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.
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Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.
it’s disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680
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She was kicked out after 4 separate complaints & also being warned by staff. It’s not really that dark in the Buell theatre, and the seats are close together. Those two were absolutely the assholes here.
Yea but I’m not part of the party trying to rollback all societal advancement of sexual liberation for the last hundred years
Yea but I’m not baggin’ on a middle-aged lady gettin’ some in a dark theater. FFS, we can bag on her for 100 other things, like shooting fish in a barrel.
shootin’*
The thing is if we don’t give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that’s how they get away with bigger things.
The “Don’t worry about X thing because they’ve done far worse thing” approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
Then she did the “don’t you know who I am” shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.
