Whooose a little creature? You are! A naughty little creature!
kiss kitty tummy a few times
Whooooose a good creature? You are! You are!
Sing in generic high pitched baby cat voice with a lilt to it.
Usually just Kiiiittttyyyyy sung like an opera over and over. Maybe with some Italian sounding noises thrown in.
yo cat, you want some fat pellets?
What is the tune of this song?
Kitty Kitty oh so pretty, kitty kitten cat!
Fat bois
You beautiful phat bois
You can’t lick your back
You can’t lick your bum
Because you’re a beautiful phat boiOh, an idea- sung to the tune of Bad Boys:
Fat bois, fat bois Whatchu gonna do? Can’t lick your back, it’s to fat for you Fat bois, fat bois Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do, fluffy tubber tuuuuuuuube?
To the tune of the chicken dance:
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
CAT CAT CAT
Pussy pussy pusskins You’re still my friend Despite all my sins Pussy pussy pusskins I nibble your toes beans And risk toxoplasmosis Because I looooooove yooooouuuu!
Cat looks at me like I’ve had a stroke and demands either a head scratch or human tuna
I have many sayings for my cat and my dog but haven’t made any songs. I have sung other songs others have made to them. Typically my cat is the making songs. She sings a sad ballad when she thinks she’s home alone as she carries her toy until she finds us.
I know the lyrics to that song, it goes MOUUUUUUR.
MOUUUUUUUURR murrrrrr MOUUUURRRR murrrrr murrrrrrr thud (she drops her toy onto the ground)
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Shake your Jezzie,
Shake your Jezzie! 🎶
(Her name is Jezebel, and I’m not very creative, lol)
Aww look at the widdle.
Isabella Bizzy Boo
she’s a kitty, yes you do
she is grey and furry too
she’s an Izzy Bizzy Boo
Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy
Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.
A sort of country blues song about how my cat would ignore my friend until they went into the bathroom to poop, and then the cat was all about hanging out and being affectionate.
“You only love me when I’m pooping…”
Ohhh that’s our baby cat! All purrs and pets when you’re on the toilet, otherwise you gotta hunt her down to find and pet her!
You mean you’re only supposed to have one???
…I have a certain pop song stuck in my head at the moment, so I was singing Pink Spooky Club to my cat earlier.
Hey there, chonky boi Sitting at your bowl so hungrily
