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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

I may request THIS in my Will

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I may request THIS in my Will

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    18 days ago

    What is that absolute dump truck on this tree? Are y’all seeing this?

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      Thanks, now i can’t unsee that

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      That’s just brad’s chin

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      18 days ago

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    i’m gonna have my ashes loaded into a confetti cannon and then have my dj start playing its raining men. if this does not get played, no one gets any of my millions (of pogs)

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    Yeah you’re really going to stand out at the funeral if you dress in all black

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      but the umbrella on a nice day is pretty odd

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        Some folks are really serious about uv protection

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    thought about sending my kids on a treasure hunt to a bunker where I explain I’m actually from the future and I’m one of their grandkids.

    life is more fun with mystery.

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    Don’t put it in your will. Just get someone reliable to organize this for you.

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    Yeah and I want my remains scattered around Disneyland, and I don’t want to be cremated. ☠️😼

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