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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 days ago

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    My bum is itchy and my finger stinks.

    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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      There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        I used the glass of water to wash my stinky finger.

        • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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          There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!

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    Sure, now go try to explain this to all those scientists creating mini black holes at the LHG.

  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    pic unrelated

    • niva@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Well there are water molecules in the picture …

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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        Maybe it’s a glass of isopropyl.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    by this logic there are more water than stars

    my work:

    water = hydro (aka)
    stars = stars (ok like that)
    more hydro than stars
    ipso facto 💁

    • HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world
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      Think about…do the math, there are less stars in the sol system than there is hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water

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      That is a great response for anyone who doesn’t know what words mean!

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        Thanks! I put an amount of thought into it!

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Yes it do, think about it!

  • _cryptagion [he/him]@quokk.au
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    And I really hope it stays that way, at least until it’s not my problem to worry about anymore.

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      Is there another star coming soon?

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@quokk.au
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        As I said, I really hope not. Doesn’t really matter what hypothetical situation you talk about, if it involves another star being in or close to our solar system, it’s gonna end badly for us.

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          I assume it would be very fast and painless if it just comes charging in.

          But I suppose if it just saunters by slowly and pulls us out of our usual orbit, maybe we have a few days or weeks of mass confusion and suffering?

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            I assume it would be very fast and painless if it just comes charging in.

            Even if it comes in very fast, you’re still talking about many months of forewarning, perhaps even many hundreds of years if it was a “normal” star instead of something like a brown dwarf.

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              Ok, so still slow and painful and we have plenty of time to start panicking and killing eachother? Fantastic.

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        No, but they’re changing water so it only has one hydrogen atom

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          I support this.

        • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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          HO?

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            Santa Claus intensifies.

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              Checks list furiously.

          • null@lemmy.nullspace.lol
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            What did you just call me?

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          OH 😯

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          These budget cuts really are getting extreme

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          Give a person a glass of H2O and they drink for a day. Give a person a glass of OH and they’ll never have to drink again.

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        have you not heard of Nemesis

        • cannon_annon88@lemmy.today
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          No I have not. Explain yourself, sir.

          • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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            some people used to think we had a second sun/brown dwarf/red dwarf/something that caused a bunch of regular extinctions

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        Ask AC Clark…

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        A rogue red dwarf could eject Earth from the solar system.

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    More plutonium atoms too

    • scratsearcher 🔍🔮📊🎲@sopuli.xyz
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      will this not be deadly to drink then? 💀 Radioactive Plutonium is poison afaik

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        Not at the concentration described here!

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    And that hydrogen becomes piss from a Goth mommy 🤤

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      You could just not have written that!

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        The universe choose different options which lead me to write this . Blame the universe

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    deleted by creator

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    Well, yes… And…?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    1 < 2

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      < 3

    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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      same with alligators as school taught me

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        Medulla ob-lon-ga-ta

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    Zach Galifianakis Math gif

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    Ans the same amount of Oxygen atoms.

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      I hope not…

      • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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        What do you mean? Our Solar System has the same number of stars as a water molecule has oxygen atoms.

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          Oh, i thought you meant the same number of oxygen as hydrogen

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            Mmm… The water that fizzes on your cuts and tingles your mouth

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    So, 1 star?

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      Are we not counting Taylor Swift?

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      I’ve been living in the solar system for awhile, and lemme tell you, that rating’s pretty accurate. Now if only I could find the manager to make a complaint…

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    Sun, stars. Done.

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