Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big…oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,…but let’s get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,"
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women’s vaginas won’t accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
“Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It’s their whole thing.
It’s a product within a brand, but it actually is larger. You can look up the dimensions if you want.
Not the “ummakshually” you thought it’d be.
OMG it’s real
Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.
Me too!
this guy gets a burn cooking and he’s like “must’ve been because of my enormous penis” trips on the stairs “dick got caught in the spindles it’s so big” gets sleep apnea “my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I’m sleeping”
I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood.
There was an interview with someone who has a record sized penis, and one of the funniest yet saddest moments was him and his wife talking about how she has to be careful and ‘manage’ his erection during sexual activities so he wouldn’t pass out.
I think I would go get a medical license of some kind and solicit blood donations from friends just so I could pump my blood pressure up to avoid that.
Yeah, I might have seen the same interview. I just didn’t want to put the relevant words into a search engine to figure out specifically what I was vaguely remembering.
No one heard about outercourse. There’s plenty of women that would just…why am I explaining this.
I mean, yes there are other ways to be intimate with each other than penetration. However as far as I can tell a lot of men are very attached to the idea of penetration when it comes to sex. I would assume it would feel quite debilitating not to have the option when you really want to have the option. Then again what do I know. I am missing the necessary parts to know what any of that feels like from the male side.
can confirm it’d be low-key existentially horrifying to not be able to plug it in, it’s not just that it feels good but it’s the… symbolic? aspect of it, for me. Like a hug but you can do it while also embracing each other, hell yeah.
Yeah sure. Just find an open-minded man, and give him a prostate massage. And before you know it, he will be whimpering like a bitch. So so many ways. It’s a culture issue.
It’s just curious.
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
i mean you don’t have to put it in, i’m sure plenty of women would still have lots of fun in other ways.
That’s on them.
And the ones that don’t, he’s running from.
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend’s bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: “OK. Seriously. How big is it?”
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
“I… I’m not sure, not sure… I believe that… um…”
Gf: “How?!”
Best friend: “No idea, but it fits.”
Hol’up. When were bananas invented, then?
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The world is full of men that can’t see their own feet in the shower!
my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first
This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen
Which I found humorous. Because penis.
14.5 inches, what an absolute unit
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In the Godfather novel, Sonny Corleone couldn’t have a decent sex life because of his gargantuan penis until he landed a woman with a deep vagina. I am not making this up.
Dong Corleone
“Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm” 🤣
I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.
Oh. Uh… oh. Yeah, no.
Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
Fuck that guy. He’s a gargantuan dick.
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn’t think about usually.
When you have a 37cm pénis that’s probably all you can think about.
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?
I promise it’s a real issue for women.
I have been pregnant but don’t remember falling down because I couldn’t see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
Keeps?! How? They didn’t cover that in Sex Ed. 😶
Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn’t cover that part either).
But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.
Oh don’t get me wrong. His excuse is absurd! Because you can move your feet in the shower if something is obstructing your view. My point was that yes having a body part that prevents you from seeing immediately below it can be a nuisance.
He must have big feet
his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
Small enough he couldn’t see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.
Dick size is actually more related to nose size than shoes size
Lol his face in that pic says it all
“signature look of superiority”
