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minus-squarePalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoI still got microplastics in my balls.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoThey can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics! A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAnd give up free 5g? Are you insane?
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThis comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoFinally able to cum silly strings
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoTo cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoSo that’s how babby is formed
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls
I still got microplastics in my balls.
They can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics!
A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?
And give up free 5g? Are you insane?
This comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.
Finally able to cum silly strings
To cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).
So that’s how babby is formed
Microplastics are stored in the balls