If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if it’s bright red blood, but even those can be treated.
They also got an 8 and a 9, they just don’t make the chart
Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?
8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid it’s indistinguishable from water except it’s comin out yer butt
Ooh I had that before, but that was when the heater repair technicians messed with the water pressure and my bidet got an unexpected powerup
oh yeah, sometimes the pressure seletor gets wanged and then it’s time for some unintentional spring cleaning. Or intentional, sometimes buttholes get itchy i don’t judge
Is there a situation that is not a problem? 💩
Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being “none” in both cases.
Oops
OP delivers!
The text is ai-generated
Your MOM’S AI generated.
They trapped a supermassive black hole to harness the energy necessary to compute such a large object
Your mom is so fat that it took this guy 14 years to walk over the digital model of her ass
If you’re trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.
tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.
I don’t want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.
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Well when you put it that way it just sounds like a good time.
But sausage is minced food stuffed into bowels. Literally the same the same thing as shit. Not literally the same. But literally so superfluously similar that their descriptions overlap quite a bit.
Have a choMp
Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s
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Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs
“Leaky gut” is food woo bullshit.
Well the more correct term is increased or decreased intestinal permeability. Which very much is a thing.
But yeah you’re not completely wrong to be skeptic about the so called “leaky gut syndrome”, but that’s why you have to remember what syndrome means; just a collection or symptoms. People could have a collection of symptoms from different sources which still amount to the same syndrome. (Usually not though, but technically.)
Is the Gulf War - syndrome “woo bullshit” or real? Because if we apply the same standard as I presume you’re applying to the leaky gut syndrome, I presume you’d say it’s BS as well. Yet I bet there’s quite a lot of nasty vets who you wouldn’t dare to say that to their faces.
So just to reiterate; leaky gut syndrome, highly dubious https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome
But increased intestinal permeability, also known as “leaky gut”: very much real but distinct from the other one https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_permeability#Clinical_significance
Take brain octane didn’t tip you off?
https://shop.bulletproof.com/products/brain-octane-oil-16-oz
You mean the chart which tells you to try “green banana flour” and “raw potato starch” might be sus?
It’s called the Bristol Scale and it’s real
Thanks mate. Best shitpost.
I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?
Get a second opinion!
Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.
Exit the cab and ask someone on the street or phone a friend! You got this!
Thanks!
Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it’s all 3s and 4s, baby! 💪😎
The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Don’t care where on there you are more kale
