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A Twitter post from Matt @mattxiv with a text that reads “sometimes when i’m bored i wander into the weird parts of etsy to see what straight people are up to.” The picture below shows a hand holding a keychain with a penis-shaped cutout that says “Thanks for not pulling out!” There are 3 sperm-shaped cutouts attached with the names Ryver, Brynlee, and Emersyn.


This is such a common trope and I hate it so fucking much
I’m confused. Are you saying multiple sperm fertilize an egg? Or are you just upset that the egg is left out of the equation?
The latter. A sperm only provides 50% of the genetic information
🎶 every sperm is sacred 🎶
Knowledge of sperm teamwork is a threat to individualism.