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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
is a hot dog a sandwich
no
is cereal soup
no
is a foo a thing-which-obviously-is-not-a-foo
no
I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.
I’m ready. Let’s talk about it.
It’s true.
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How’s everyone’s Spooky Day going?
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Is this some strawberries aren’t berries but cucumbers are stuff?
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involves cooking them a second time.
i only cook my garbanzos once tho
Sure, but then you mash them. Technically, the peanuts you get in most stores have only been roasted once then mashed.
mmm peanummus
I mean, refried comes from spanish refrito which just means ‘fried well’. a dish that is called refrito doesn’t necessarily involve cooking ingredients twice. although in this case you do boil the beans first and then fry them, the name doesn’t actually mean you fry the beans twice as it sounds like it does
I came here for this.
Hot bean water 🤤
no because soy milk tastes like ass. plant based milks already taste horrible, when i tried it in coffee i almost threw up. horrible.
because you expect it to taste like milk. try plant based milks without that thought in your head. it worked for me
i did, the off taste just was not good for me.
fair enough
I didn’t get along with soy milk either, but oat milk is my jam
More like a wet three bean salad.
And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.
OK Eleanor
Would be more of a broth or a tea no? There’s no substance which a soup usually has.
What about tomato soup?
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Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.
I thought technically its only tea if it comes from a tea plant (otherwise its just a different hot water extract) but people will call everything prepared the same way (tea kettle and some kind of filter) a “tea” similar to how some people will call any kind of cola a “coke”
It’s technically an infusion though I don’t know if that changes between hot or cold water. But I think teas are arbitrarily determined: We decided that the black tea plants are teas and the weeds next to them are not based entirely on choice.
Coke is a specific trademark connected to specific recipes. But colas are all based on the cola bean, and some decent ones that get close to Coca-cola and Pepsi-cola.
Black, green, oolong, white tea all come from the same plant. Its just processed differently. Everything that isnt from camellia sinensis isn’t a “true tea”.
See I didn’t know that, what with tons of herbal teas, but yeah the ones I look up seem to all be black tea + extras blended into a concoction.
Wouldn’t tea imply it’s some kind of plant leaves being steeped in water?
I still say it’s a sandwich
Isn’t vanilla an orchid?
weren’t coffee and vanilla both not beans?
