“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”
That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.
There was a similar case in Russia in 2019 when a guy threw an empty paper cup in a direction of a police line at a protest, and got arrested and was tried for it. Ultimately he was set free, 2019 was very nice time for Russia, comparatively. Will see how American justice system compares.
Video clearly shows that the sandwich was fully wrapped. Why do they need to lie?
Because conservatives are fucking snowflakes.
Seriously, it was a fucking sandwich. Pick it up and eat it or something you miserable excuse for a person. God damn.
Yeah maybe he was trying to share his dinner. Or play foot
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cunt got to testify about a fucking blt, and humans are being wholesale sold to prisons
fuck this cuntry. America is dead
No. Remember that they could not get this through a grand jury. The Grand Juries are practicing Nullification for these incidents because the public is sick of Trump and ICE. They had to go with a lesser charge for it … and this one stupid case will likely end this prosecutors career.
~~~~The fact they got a case at all says that people were still willing to allow a case.~~~~ Edit: I was wrong, apparently they dropped it down to a misdemeanor so they didn't need to get it past a grand jury.Yes, a “no true bill” is where a grand jury does not have the 12 votes needed and is rare. It is said a grand jury could indict a ham sandwich. I do not know if this was a ham sandwich thrown, but there have been 8 “no true bill” votes in DC during Trumps shenanigans.
That is saying something.
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP, ICE
The crazy part is i read that in the right voice from the start.
sane of you, not cray <3
Pussy
No, onions and mustard.
yes, just like the man said.
Waste of a sandwich
Aww diddums
Well, it was assault. Hilarious assault is still assault. As the victim, I’d be too humiliated to press charges.
If there’s no harm there’s no assault.
We’re both wrong. “Battery” is the what the charge should be. Any unwanted and “violent” touching is battery (jurisdictions vary wildly of course). “Assault” is me telling you I’m going to beat your ass. Can’t believe I mixed those up. 🙄
In any case, the notion of harm is a factor, but no harm has to occur to be charged. SOURCE: Spent the weekend in jail for admitting to pushing my wife. Battery. Got off, but still, had to spend 2-days with a bunch of animals.
Never speak to the cops!
Assault and battery mean whatever the local law defines it as. There are several us states that don’t have battery charges, everything from threats to the actual violence is all under assault.
It was a run-by sandwiching by a fleet-footed foot-long fling-er.
To be fair, the sandwich was loaded.
Lettuce, tomato, pickle, cheese, cucumber, onion, spinach, mushrooms, olives, bell peppers…
Fuck I want that sandwich inside me!
There is currently no limit on the amount of times the submarine sandwich can be deployed…as a breadly weapon.
That sandwich did not explode. It flopped limply against his chest just as you would expect a sub from Subway to do.
People are all ACAB but when you hear about the horrors these cops have to face, it makes you think. Could you handle the smell of onions and mustard? Would it make you hungry? What if there were no donuts in the area?
im still upset he wasted a nice good panino on this scum.
No way, was it a BORF sandwich?
Bacon, onions, radish, and french mustard
it smelt like freedom
A lot of us dream of using a submarine to attack our enemies. This isn’t exactly what I meant.
The torpedo of truth
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