Can we first just check out the salary?
How strict is your sexual harassment policy?
How strict is your shitting on Debra’s desk policy?
Or flying into the sun?
Sounds like management material to me.
Blow job interview, you say?
“The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races” --Homer Simpson (OK the quote was about getting out of jury duty but I think it fits here)
As the title suggests, blow a job interviewer in the first 30 seconds will blow a job interview in 30 seconds
Depends on the skill of the top.
Easy, just don’t come at all
But keep stroking it?
Gotta edge them for as long as you can. That way you can get a raise.
Establish inward dominance as well as outward dominance.
Ask to borrow a pen. Throw it at the interviewer’s head. Ask to borrow a pen…
Dodge the handshake and go right in for the French kiss.
You are hereby accepted to SexyTimesPorn Co.
Apparently just be my own natural self.
“I like you guys. You’re cool. All my other bosses were asshats.”
I’ve actually heard this one in an interview.
Sit down, look at the picture of the (child aged) daughter of the person interviewing you, and ask if she’s single.
…and now all of a sudden you’re appointed to lead a government agency.
“I’ve always been on the lookout for great places to start a workers union.”
So, how many holidays are there and how much are you offering, if I decide I’m interested?
What a useless post.
Do you handle multiple dicks or just your own?
Tell the truth. Corporate drones hate that more than anything.
“Thanks for your time, but this job isn’t for me. I wish you good luck finding your candidate, though.”
