Food and water, and a plush bunny. Somehow I feel that they drew the line at the food and water.
A .45 Colt 1911. Find out if it really is God’s caliber.
Jacks, and a Lite Brite.
A bible.
Make sure it’s a Christian bible. All smart people know Jesus was Christian and not one of those other weird religions (like Judaism). /s
Some weed .
The holy bag man
There were rumours that Frankincense, one of the gifts, has psychotropic properties. Sadly, it was nothing more than a rumour
Weed it is, baby!
Now tell us all about catnip, in German.
I couldn’t figure out what to give the kid. I mean, a king deserves only the best, and the King of Kings doubly so. But what you do get someone who literally has everything?! I mean, he made everything, well at least his dad did? I don’t know.
So I’d been studying these earwigs that infest the graineries of my subjects and found this really cool one. The sculpting on its abdomen is just beautiful! So I named it after this kid and brought an amphoriskos of them with me to give to the little LORD.
When I knelt and placed the bottle in the kids manger, the mother just jumped up and snatched it, tossing it in a corner. She and the dad (lol) looked at me like I had grown a second head. I get that bugs aren’t everyone’s thing but they didn’t even look at them! The next dung scarabs I find are getting named after his parents.
I brought him a Camel, but apparently they were a Marlboro family.
Private Investigator results. Divine conception sounds sus.
This little drummer boy who would just NOT stop playing
Labuubuu. What the crap is a baby gonna do with some frankincense anyway?
Maury was the fourth wise man.
Baby Oil
A salami log.
ancestry.com dna kit
A $10 charity donation in his name
To the Human Fund?
