Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.
The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters most
I’d just not eat chocolate
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes
And call it a “kiss”.
there’s a joke to be made about how ahead of the curve they were with that decision.
Hershey’s does not taste like shit.
It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.
I’ve had tastier vomit
They are not mutually exclusive:
I like Tony’s
Tony has the biggest carrot in the hood
So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit
So if you made this out of Hershey’s, it’d be both?
A shit that tastes like chocolate that tastes like shit?
I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.
¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?
Sometimes in life you got to make a choice, my son.
Now, choose wisely.
How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?
My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you’ll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it’ll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.
lol it’s an old meme.
I know I just possess many cursed knowledge
yes please no thank you
Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?
Articles I’ve read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.
They were considered premium, but the way they’re produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They’re still a premium, but if you’re ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.
Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)
Awful stuff really
If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor
Is suicide an option?
I’ll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.
Hot dark shit
