AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
356,411 km, give or take.
Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.
Can you bring them back?
What’s your toilet paper situation like?
We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.
the incident
Go on…
You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don’t do that?
Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.
Do you have any water?
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos
Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.
Which Lemmy instance? It’s federated and each server is different. It’s like asking “what will be the top post on the forum” or “what’ll be pinned on Discord”.
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based “Predictive Empathy” to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They’ll have something newer and shinier even if it’s still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year
And Trump’s health plan should be ready in just a couple more weeks by then
Voyager 1’s final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.
“European empire declares total war on russia again”
“Java 47 released”
“Look at my beans” (with photo of a pot of beans)
“But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics”
Mariah Carey unfrozen for the Christmas season
REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.
Google tracks user
1 bajillion upvotes
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
I welcome it.
Now at 5% usage!
I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.
It’s at 3.2% on steam
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
Linux crosses 4% market share
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
