• sunbytes@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Epstein deadline is tomorrow, right?

    Gotta throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.

    Misdirect, misdirect, misdirect

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      Only on paper. In reality, the authors of the bill wrote that Trump and Bondi get to decide what to release and can withhold as much of the documents as they want under the guise of “national security.” It was just more kayfabe.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        The trove has been leaking like a sieve over the last few months. I’m not sure what else people are expecting to see at this point.

        There’s this bizarre insistence that one more big scandal will be the final straw. And we’ve been playing this game since Hillary released “Grab’em by the pussy”.

      • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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        the issue with maga recognizing it is they relish it. that’s what they’re here for. they think this is what it means to hold the elite accountable: sending mean tweets, being a petty bitch, lashing out omnidirectionally.

        where trump is losing people, and i’m starting to really see it in my community, is his claims that america has never been more affordable than it is today. you can lie about why you’re going to war and the dangers posed by people racists don’t talk to, but you can’t lie about the price of bread. you can’t hide that. everyone can tell if the cost of living is getting better or worse. they can tell because we’re all living it

  • Konala Koala@lemmy.world
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    And when the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, those plagues should be removed and one of them re-added below the Trump portrait calling him ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’

  • pumafred09@lemmy.world
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    This President is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

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      It’s so much, I can only imagine. Was in DC recently and you can see his name just boldly prepended to stuff that looks way older lol, sticks out like exactly the absurdist, garish, self-evidently temporary sore thumb that it is.

      I haven’t gotten the sense any of his kids have anything like the weird Trump charisma the fucker does have, so even if the country doesn’t magically get better when he’s gone, it’s just hard to see anyone taking seriously the idea that any of the renamings and such will last even 10 years.

      Exception for if he gets (foolishly) martyred and they can turn his name into some weird gross symbol for a longer term hatefest.

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    This has the potential to be very very funny.

    I think it should be taken as a precedent, and every successive administration should start writing bitchy little propaganda plaques. Instead of a photo of Trump, we could have like an old moldy orange. Or we could have photos of sad war orphans for other presidents, some scathing political commentary, it could be great. Not at all disrespectful to hang on the wall, this seems fine. Let’s goooo!

    • H3mp79@lemmy.today
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      It will be heavily guarded or hidden. It will literally be defaced in the first hour. I will dance on the day of his death. The entire world will celebrate his Demise.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      There are no Republicans anymore. That was their larval stage, before they metamorphosed into their final form - MAGA. They are all MAGA now.

  • ambroskiznel@lemmy.world
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    I wonder what they were gonna put under Donnie’s picture in 2028.

    Not quite the same, but in the UK the last time the UK Labour Party was in government in 2010, Liam Byrne, the chief secretary to the Treasury under Gordon Brown, left a note for his successor, which simply said: ‘Dear chief secretary, I’m afraid to tell you there’s no money left.’ 🙄 we’re still broker. Well, you’ve got to laugh otherwise you’ll crack-up.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      It’s cute that you think that Trump won’t still be president in 2028

      like, sure, he’ll be dead from being in such incredibly poor health, but don’t worry he’ll still rule as an AI chatbot

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      And then the conservatives wouldn’t shut up about it for about 12 years. I got so sick of hearing them go on about that note.

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        Or Hillary’s email. Or Hunter’s laptop. Or how the 2020 election was corrupt. A bunch of people who peaked midway through high school and haven’t matured a day since.

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    The eating of trumps ass by his maga moron is out of control. They named renamed the Kennedy center. Who memoralizes themselves while living? Dictators. Only Dictators do this shit. My family is lost to his nonsense. There isnt a single free thinking person in my family anymore. Dad mom, brother all lost to his bs. Wake up America, im begging you, before he takes all your rights away

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    What kind of fucking fanfiction is this whole thing. Satire truly is dead.

    Also

    California Governor Gavin Newsom, no stranger to mocking Trump online, slammed the stunt.

    Stop “slamming” and similar terms because they fucking mean nothing

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      I think we need to get more graphic not less.

      “Newsome DOUBLE SUPLEXES president and VP in latest witty tweet. World leaders RIOT NAKED in response.”

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      Nothing seems to mean anything anymore.

      Like it’s batshit crazy and the right and left and people eat it up and it makes them feel like they are a part of something because they haven’t cultivated their own worth as a human being beyond their consumerism and materialism. Their values are based on their owners ideologies that they are born into and not universal human understanding.

      All I can do is watch all of it and want to kill myself when I realize everything truly is and has been bullshit and so many lives are wasted in participating is the bullshit culture they manipulate people with.