Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agooldest shitpost yet.feddit.orgimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down11
arrow-up1182arrow-down1imageoldest shitpost yet.feddit.orgHofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoExcrete, have sex, lay egg Excrete, have sex, lay egg Excrete, have sex, lay egg
minus-squareNotSteve_@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoAll people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAaa we had the same thought but you were 7 hours faster
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoStop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoAny dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”
Excrete, have sex, lay egg
Excrete, have sex, lay egg
Excrete, have sex, lay egg
All people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤
Aaa we had the same thought but you were 7 hours faster
Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭
Any dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”