This is the sort of headline you see in a montage at the start of a zombie movie.
Finally! A fun apocalypse for 2024, the writers for the past couple seasons have gotten really lazy
Plane to Busan
Wow, a rabid American. I hope that the bitten lady has all her vaccines up to date
Every full moon, she transforms into a were-american, guns sprout from her hands, a dual 64-oz drinking hat bursts from her skull, complete with Big Glug Gator-aid (freedom flavored), and she howls the US constitution into the night while driving over protesters in her lifted somehow-dualie black escalade.
That would be some shit if Japan stopped being rabies free because of human bites.
Oh, that Tokyo
Goddamnit, Florida Man!
Oh dam… We are on the 2020 Zombie apocalypse part.
