I don’t have places to be if I can at all avoid it

For Greenland too?

Well that’s a lame perk tree

Hey, Chuck Schumer. Has he crossed the line to where you feel it’s necessary to do something yet?

The next TikTok challenge

All of Congress can go die in a fire. They are not serving the public good.

Define “Old People”

That seems like one of the last features anyone would want in a gun

The world is totally fine. I have no idea what you are referring to.

Day 2: Profit!

Are you offering to sponsor me for immigration?

As utterly shitty as the conservatives on this court are, I am hopeful that at the very least, they are generally mostly opposed to descending into a full on fascist dictatorship, if only because it would see their powers diminished seriously.

Fingers crossed!

This looks like every login page on every website currently

I say: I can’t stand the CEO of Duolingo, and his supremely punchable smirk-face.

Actually called one of them this time. First time for me!

Um. Usually. Last year I got 2.

I’ve only gotten anywhere by getting promoted a lot, and I’m not entirely certain how I’ve managed that. The 3% annual merit increases aren’t doing anything for anyone.

Careless Whisper by George Michael