I bet the horse one has a quarter of the sugar though.

Burning down Twitter has definitely been useful.

By “recovered” the cops unironically mean the opposite of recovered - as in a non-police person has taken the knife.

I can’t tell from just this article if I should lean more to standard cop butchering of language or intentional deception.

EDIT: Or not? I found another article that says they retracted that statement about recovering the knife - that it was the wrong knife. That definitely doesn’t make me less suspicious…

What’s the difference between food and a pile of dead babies?

Someone fucked these up badly and there’s no way to tell from this how.

Are the numbers swapped between candidates but the sizes correct? Are the sizes swapped between candidates and the numbers correct?

As an aside, this is why serious data people don’t use pie charts. They’re terrible for lots of reasons, one being it’s very hard to compare areas instead of lengths, like a bar chart, as demonstrated by how many people didn’t notice these were so bad at first.

If you see data presented in a pie chart you should immediately be suspicious that it’s dishonest or incompetent.

None of that is to take away that voting for third parties this election is a terrible move - just saying this chart is useless.

Try shooting a high quality air rifle.

My Thai girlfriend says penis size doesn’t matter, but I still wish hers wasn’t bigger than mine.

“fair” means pale-skinned and her name is Snow White…

Half the time it’s not even normal sugar; it’s high-fructose corn syrup…

EDIT: Well over half the time.

Shouldn’t we be seeing a character on the red board being flipped down?

This is probably in “is a hotdog a sandwich” territory so that was mostly for laughs.

The unambiguous term is “blossom end” because that’s where the flower attaches, but probably not helpful for most people. Small end? Uncut end?

You mean the part that’s literally at the top?

Wow. You’re really bad at math. Maybe the reason you think this isn’t a problem is because you’ve never been in school?

Wanna try again?

EDIT: Naaaah. I’ll just give it to you. You’re right! It’s only once a month.

Just because it want to see how much of a fucking idiot you’ll make of yourself trying to bend farther over backwards to see if you can walk it back to once a year and still look like a fucking psychotic moron.

I’m sorry. How many times per week has someone shot a gun in a school in the US in 2024 again?

I can’t seem the find that in your reply…

Hahahaha. That’s from 2018 with data from the 2015-2016 school year. Fucking hilarious.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States_(2000–present)

https://www.calendar-365.com/week-number.html

I know it’s amazingly presumptuous of me to assume you can figure out the rest, but I’ll let you go ahead and do that.

Yeah. It’s only one every week!

Obviously implied? So there’s nothing in my comment that directly contradicts that and will make you look really silly in a moment?

It’s better for making asphalt than gasoline and the US just buys it from Canada anyway.

This will come as an absolute shock to you. You can vote for someone you criticize…

Which party was it that dogpiles on anyone that dares criticize their shitty candidates again?

The point of saying it before the election is that the expectations are set.

Yes. Exactly! The reason people keep bitching about Harris and genocide is because they hope something might actually happen about it.

Biden was an absolutely terrible candidate (that I was going to vote for) and probably the only person who could lose against Trump. Because people constantly bitched about how bad he was they changed the candidate.

Harris doesn’t get to use Trump as a not-as-bad-as screen, and given that we don’t have the option of not voting for her, everyone should be applying every other available form of pressure to discourage her from enabling genocide or otherwise maintaining the status quo.