Year One

School started teaching us when I was 11 but I had learned a few things before that, mainly from video games

Cowards

Nah, I think my 30s are looking better now that I have a good job and the right meds.

I got a pen after 5 years at my old company. I guess it’s a nice pen, but still just a pen.

Year One is fucking hilarious!

I did this last in 2020. RIP my old mitsubishi.

()()(/)()()(/)

They no longer have to poop.

cd … ls cd … ls cd … ls cd … ls

Now we’re talking

Sadly no

UwUntu

I was so nervous about turning 30. The thing is that nothing happens when you do, except you’re no longer nervous about turning 30. It was honestly kinda freeing to just get it over with.

Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.

Gynosexual? I would say I fit into this category as well, but I just say I’m bi with a female preference.

Stellaris

“We’re raising our hourly rates”

“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”