So… Sunday Ticket, Amazon Prime, Netflix, Paramount+, Peacock, ESPN… to watch all the games legally. Yes, some are on locally if you have a decent signal via antenna… but this is just ridiculous.

Step 1) Sue Walmart. Step 2) Retire in Europe.

Maybe they thought we’d have discovered/created new elements by now that could do this.

Back right?

I see two in the back left and two more in the back middle without balloons. The two in the back right are the carriage passengers.

They very well could be implementing that stuff into the sequel.

Believe it or not, Lady and the Tramp was a surprisingly good live-action-ish remake. Maybe my expectations were low as it wasn’t released in theaters, but I enjoyed it more than the bigger budgeted ones.

The man was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle for five years. That’s kinda all you need to know.

Fuck Nestlé.

Trump looks like the orange-ish color right below the red line. That must mean he’s not okay. I agree.

Trump seems like a treasonable guy, im sure he would never always abuse that power.

Musk is the president, not a senator. What a misleading headline.

Probably so they won’t get sued.

I prefer 9-Volt. It’s shockingly good.

They should’ve just gave me half that money. I’ll waste it on a home and retirement. It would’ve been cheaper.

I want to know if these people truly don’t believe in climate change or they know it’s so bad already that nothing can reverse it… and just don’t care.

Most likely bought with taxpayer money.

Hey, hey, hey… that’s a bit OVER THE LINE!

If you can’t sell it, sink it… then collect the insurance.

This comic reads from top to bottom first instead of left to right. It makes my brain feel like the bottom-right panel.

That yellowed thumbnail.

From WebMD - “Yellow Nails: One of the most common causes of yellow nails is a fungal infection. As the infection worsens, the nail bed may retract, and nails may thicken and crumble. In rare cases, yellow nails can indicate a more serious condition such as severe thyroid disease, lung disease, diabetes or psoriasis.”