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Yep, companies give “unlimited PTO” because it’s a way to actually reduce the amount of PTO employees take.

Give them 20 days PTO/year? They’ll take around 20 a year.

Give them unlimited PTO? They need to justify every bit of PTO, so probably only get to take 4 or 5 for important days.

Upside: not fired.

Downside: have to do work.

Upside: make money

Downside: not enough money

Yep, Gucci and Louis Vuitton on the prowl.

Given how the crazies are going at the moment I’ll try and fill in some of the gaps

1. Destroy power substations
2. Eat the cats, eat the dogs
3. Grift through a GoFundMe
4. ???
5. Race war!

Make sure you get a reputable VPN to avoid issues with any “questionably acquired” content.

Honestly, this does explain why vendors like HP seem to have every possible combo of device available in their business class laptops as Intel CPU options, but it’s sometimes like pulling teeth to get equivalent AMD options.

It’s sometimes a PITA if a client specifically wants an AMD machine for some reason.

Surprised they didn’t lean into it. “Just lost your job? More time to play games!”

Then he ate the dog?

Instructions unclear, treated otters well.

Just treat the debate as normal, but they just swap to the empty podium where Trump should have been.

After the debate they say Trump showed a marked improvement this time.

If a school provides a device to a student to take home there’s two possible outcomes.

1. They provide a managed device, and with any management tool, there’s a way to invade privacy, intended or not.

2. They provide an unmanaged device and get sued by parents for letting their"innocent snowflake" access unwanted content.

In both instances there’s something to legitimately complain about, but I still say the first option is the better one. The problem comes with oversight and auditing on the use of those management tools.

Not to mention that even with the second option of unmanaged devices, invasion of privacy can still occur if students are stupid enough to use the school provided accounts (Google, 365,etc)

Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say “yes thank you” because drugs are expensive.

Good old https://windows95tips.com/

Fun, in a creepy way.

While shit is a renewable resource, only so much shit can exist at any one time.

Shitpost mods need to walk a fine line of laxitives, costives, gas station sushi, big mac meals, and dilators. Sometimes they get it wrong.

What if I say all trek is both NuTrek and OldTrek because accidental time travel

It’s what some people will pickup before going to a house and getting a surprise visit from Chris Hansen.

A more important related question: When she meets animals in their environment is it like a Disney Princess or like the Terminator?

I’ve seen this episode of doctor who.

Do not use that water, do not drink it, don’t use it for growing food, just stay as far away from it as possible.

The easy-way-to-end-up-with-a-police-visit classic:

1. Plan B pill

2. Giant “9” balloon

3. Vodka.

Well to be fair they probably mistook hetero-sectional as heterosexual