OP, get allergy shots. Seriously. It’s a pain in the ass 2-5 year commitment but after a year I’ve gone from taking two or more antihistamines a day (like, a Zyrtec in the morning and at night, a booster during the day in pollen season, a Benadryl or two if it got really bad) to stop from skinning myself alive with a cheese grater, to one a day like a normal person.

“And that’s the end of my show! Donk”

—Homestar Runner

2028 is a long time from now, and there’s a lot of ways for republicans to retain power, and for democrats to “appeal to the moderates” by shifting further right before then

Haven’t seen anyone mention maximums. Sometimes insurance plans will straight up stop covering you after a certain price. Like, for the rest of your life. Imagine running up a cancer treatment bill in your teenage years and being cut off until you either die or somehow live long enough to get a job with different insurance.

Counter-strike screen: Rooftop Koreans win!

“Somebody broke my nose. Dump the whole balcony.”

Honestly, you ought to try it and see what happens, especially if you can always go back. It’s dependent on the person, so take this with a grain of salt: vyvanse, for me, was like rocket fuel that burned me out by 5pm. It worked mostly well and I only switched because of shortages. Methylphenidate was workable, but ultimately not able to sustain focus like the vyvanse was (this was between both concerta and Ritalin). Also, different dosages of vyvanse might do different things. Be careful of chasing higher doses, though, because that likely means it’s not working as it should.

He probably thought he was throwing tariffs on Italy. “Don’t get me wrong folks, I love Sbarro…”

Didn’t he just pull a similar move with X/twitter to xAI? Sounds like his companies are an endless money pit and he’s desperately playing 3-card monte with them.

But have we tried brrrrrrrt

What kind of degenerate do you think I am? That’s 36 hours to back up my walrus porn collection.

roflwaffle perchance

Every damn day reminds us that Sherman needed to make a second pass.

It was due to all that socialism handing out free healthcare to illegal immigrants, of course.

Headline: ICE agents dissatisfied!

The dissatisfaction: “Our HMO coverage on sore hands from beating people into a pulp is somewhat lacking”

Nah, they decided to buy a more affordable car with only a 3-star crash rating because they decided to get stressed about their only financing option being complete dogshit because of a wrecked economy, because they decided to have a job that required going into the office.

This is just HAARP all over again, but super localized.

They graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools.

The plan? Negotiate 90 trade deals in 90 days.

Double the service? No. Maybe consider it “budget airline plus.” The measurements of the seat and getting a little screen/refreshments will be the real difference.

In May, there were relatively elevated shares of delisted homes in metro areas including Miami–Fort Lauderdale–West Palm Beach in Florida, Phoenix-Mesa-Chandler in Arizona, and Houston–Pasadena–The Woodlands in Texas

They blame oversupply, but have you considered, in order: too many hurricanes, too fucking hot, and too fucking Texas?

Which calendar?