Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.
The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.
Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.
Asterion build
Apple juice
Its like tree milk
Sure, if you are a baby cow
So it’s only okay to be gay if I’m a baby cow?
Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?
They didn’t say how big a carton. I’d say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.
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his mistake was that it wasn’t beer (alcohol) /s
Honestly, this reminds me of the “facebook crisis”: it’s forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.
Because what will the kids think if they see a gun?
What do you mean with this?
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I mean I’d say it’s substantially more appropriate for minors to be seeing pictures of guns than pictures of boobs, and hence why it makes sense that Facebook censors one but not the othet
Ahh if that is how it is.
Then tell me: What will a kid think when seeing boobs?
Lunchtime?
Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.
Sounds fake but okay.
Fake? On 4chan‽ Say it ain’t so!
“God… It’s so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice…”
Got milk?
What’s a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!
Man child
Who pissed in your dry-ass Cheerios?
YOU and I appreciate it because I’m lactose intolerant and can’t afford plant milks
Imagine being weaker than a sugar molecule. 😂
OMG fr fr
His inability to have milk. You get cranky when you can’t have ANY dairy
Preach
One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a “weird cat” which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that
Too many lactose intolerant people.
Leon was the OG imho
My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.
Nice, I never thought of Leon as a costume. Will definitely have this as a option this year
Weird criminals drink milk, normal people drink orange juice.
How do you figure?
I prefer both, with breakfast.
A 50/50 mix wakes you up right.
Preferably not in the same cup, but I could get used to that if I had to.
I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from…
Not very science of you friendo. Drink a gallon and confirm whether or not this is true. Otherwise you’re just spreading baseless propaganda and we only allow based propaganda in these here parts.
The greentext specifies a carton, which suggests it’s less than a gallon.
Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.
Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I’ve seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.
Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor
The Grudge?
Jackass
Pops did it
I’m not saying it’s true; I’m saying it’s something I have heard commonly; and it’s my only guess as to why they were laughing.
My experience of doing GOMAD disproves that, I’ve had plenty of occasions where I drank it in a single session instead of spreading it out through the day… But it may or may not be possible if you aren’t accustomed to drinking a gallon of milk every day
the thought of putting some slaved animal’s titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?
Once you try a mother’s milk, it makes a lot more sense.
I’ve tried but your mom is just not into it. Maybe you can put a word in for me
this. milk is fucking disgusting.
Exactly. Drinking animal milk is very weird and unethical.
Not really. Lots of animals have similar relationships with other species. I think you’re just uneducated on the subject. We should absolutely strive for more ethical handling of animals through legislation and education.
So your argument is that if an animal does it, it’s ethical? Then you must support murder.
this is a strawman
Even if you ignore ethics it’s just nasty lol there are other liquid fats that don’t need to be squeezed out of a mammal
There’s a lot of foods that only became a thing because someone was really hungry.
or really stupid, I nearly ate a rock when I was little if my grandma didn’t catch me first
It’s not sweat, it’s closer to mucus and pus and it’s delicious! 😋
Sure glad I read this over my bowl of cereal this morning.
Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn’t even that much more expensive. I really don’t understand why people still drink cow milk.
Oat milk tastes way better
Yeah, well, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.
As someone who generally enjoys drinking milk (I almost exclusively drink water but when I do indulge in other drinks its almost always a nice glass of milk, or a pint of milk for the road from the convenience store) I’ve tried oat milk and it tasted good, but just seemed to be missing some body. It tasted more like something I should mix into something else than drink on its own
milking cows isn’t torture
I like almond milk, but have trouble finding the nipples.
They’re perverts
Just look at it this way:
there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.
How is that relevant to modern age? By that logic nothing is ick and everything is justifiable cause at some point it was ok with our ancestors 🥱
How the fuck was that ever acceptable?
I literally answered your question?
I knew this 4chan communities are very pro spectrum but to take “ever” so literally is new peak lmao
oh lol random internet moment :-)
Thanks for educating us. I guess we can safely say that milk drinking was considered acceptable by our ancestors due to their terrible desperation, much as cannibalism among stranded sailors is excusable.
Everyone who downvoted you is a pervert and is trying to deny the fact they’re ashamed of themself.
Are you an idiot or just an edgelord?
animals aren’t slaves. comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do.
Milk is fucking delicious.
Cream and butter is even better!
No love for buttermilk? Sure it’s odd on its own, but in a scone, it’s delicious.
Sure, I love scones but never knew they had buttermilk in them. Buttermilk koldskål is very delicious too!
That looks good! I happen to have some extra buttermilk laying around, so thanks kind stranger!
Walking around eating a stick of butter should not be more socially acceptable, but it might be.
