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Step 1: offer sanctuary
Step 2: offer citizenship
Step 3: conscript
Step 4: get blown ta fuck by a fpv drone
I’d pay good money for that footage.
Step 4 a Ukranian solider will post that shit on the internet
NGL a PPV of Alex Jones eating a Ukrainian drone would drain my wallet
step 6, sprinkle some sunflower seeds
You guys read minds? Can we also have the bodies tossed into a large pit where we all per into? At least the waste treatment plant.
Step 5: Blow your fucking dome off in a dusty field
bc it’s better than slowly bleeding out aloneto own the libs.
Someone create a GoFundMe so we can buy him tickets.
1980’s conservatives: “Why don’t you move to Russia if you don’t like it here?”
2020’s conservatives: “Why don’t we move to Russia if we don’t like it here?”
In the 1920s, a brash group of young and ideologically committed Americans saw the Bolshevik Revolution taking place in Russia and decided to travel halfway around the world in order to join it.
In the 2020s, a boorish group of over-the-hill talk radio hosts and their most die-hard hangers on are witnessing the last dregs of humanity squeezed out of the failed revolutionary experiment and have decided “Damn, now is definitely the time to pop over and go golfing.”
I wonder what the Russian police will say the first time they see Alex Jones light up a fat blunt?
Is nose candy legal in Russia? He’ll fit in well with the alcohol abuse - I’m just not sure how kosher all of his uppers will be.
Yeah well, not too illogical a position considering the fall of communism between those decades. This is a trait of Russia, not of conservatives.
The traditional value of fertilizing sunflowers in Ukraine?
Circular economy
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
I’d be soooooo triggered if they accepted. And remember, the US is the only country that taxes citizens on foreign earnings. So you’ll have to renounce your citizenship
They nail you like 1600 to renounce that citizenship too.
Unless you plan on going back to the US there is no real concern about the tax man. Alex Jones is on the hook for millions from the court rulings about Sandy Hook, so fucking off to RUS is a viable option in that sense. Turn it all into BTC and flee
That offer sounds AMAZING!
I can see it now, they go to Russia and expect all Russians to speak English.
Russia: You’re in Russia! Speak Russian! You don’t like it, go back to where you came from! Conservatives: How dare you!
DIG THE FUCKING HOLE!!
Can someone spread around some guides on how to apply an everything. The crocodile tears would be incredible!
It’s Russia, the whole idea of a howto guide to dealing with bureaucracy that works is, ahem, contradictory to its essence.
Most of them are going to give up before getting here. Sadly. It would be interesting to watch.
Kick out Steven Seagal to vatnikland too.
Good, he can go to Ruzzia and produce more, “entertainment for idiots”, there.
Or gets conscripted and dies in the trenches.
Nah, Putin isn’t that dumb, Alex Jones will get set up nice somewhere he can pump out propaganda and get more rubes to come to Russia, the rubes will die in the trenches.
PLEASE GOD take him up on his offer
Please go. You have my blessing!
They can all go and make their own new Russian town. They could call it Jonesgrad or perhaps Jonestown to keep it closer to their American roots.
Don’t forget to pack up some FlavorAid for those scorching Russian summers.
They could call it Hicksville even… :P
Just in case you missed the reference.
I know about the kool aid, but also for you-
layers on layers on layers
